#gurgmonkey

[gurgmonkey]

learnirng to make soap so tyler durden can be like wow soap

[valleyofflesh]

me and @gurgmonkey s man distribution

ed nort: 50/50 but really we’re both 100%

brad pitt: 75% ry 25% gurg

jack abbott: 5% ry 95% gurg until further investigation

jake gyllenhaal: 95% ry 5% gurg

dennis whitaker: 100% RY 🤤

CHARLES FOSTER OFFDENSEN (CFOZ: inside joke with da boys): 100% gurg

thank you for coming i lvor my best friend

[gurgmonkey]

Blue

[gurgmonkey]

GURGMONKEY FART

CURRENTLY WATCHING: Down in the Valley (2005)

hey guys he him only pls and thanks

uhmmmmm i really like music like the descendents (i love you milo), system of a down, CAKE, type o negative, the beatles, paul simon, sublime, and so so so so so mycg more if you ask i WILL answer

some of my favorite tv shows are the pitt, its always sunny in Philadelphia, and metalocalypse: dethklok. i had an insane obsession with charles foster offdensen. REAL ONES REMEMBER.

and my favorite moviee are fight club (obv), speed racer 2008, rocky 1976, dinner in america 2020,and (regrettably) pizza movie 2026. And also the outsiders 19whatever. i have a letterboxed if anyone gives a GAF

also i am planning yo watch EVERY edward norton kovie…. next on my list are Keeping the Faith, Down in the Valley, and American History X i will update the current watched listing in the top of this post and the following gif every timr one changes. i hipe.

pls plspls talk to me about fight club or the pitt or literallt anything. ANYTHING!!!! i love consuming media. even BOOKS i like books too. I hand write my essays. I want to be a carpenter. I am obsessed with Edward Norton. I am KIND and MENTALLY UNWELL. DM ME IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!

[gurgmonkey]

hey brad

[gurgmonkey]

hi gurgmoney I have the same sad hopeless eyes as edward norton is that cool

yes i fo too but mine are green and medicated

[gurgmonkey]

gurgmkeh mote likr im gojng frazy i love edward norton🤔 would he be a looked maxxerv ? or a GOAT! i think he’s be loke “woah gurg! monkry youre so coo l” anf i’d ve like lh ymgod EDWrd jorotn i cwnt beloeve ghis im going craxy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

would he like phonk.

[gurgmonkey]

rounders AND keeping the faith tonight to make up for my lack of mvoie watching even though blonde edward nirton frraks me out a little bit