#gurgmonkey

[gurgmonkey]

learnirng to make soap so tyler durden can be like wow soap

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me and @gurgmonkey s man distribution

ed nort: 50/50 but really we’re both 100%

brad pitt: 75% ry 25% gurg

jack abbott: 5% ry 95% gurg until further investigation

jake gyllenhaal: 95% ry 5% gurg

dennis whitaker: 100% RY 🤤

CHARLES FOSTER OFFDENSEN (CFOZ: inside joke with da boys): 100% gurg

thank you for coming i lvor my best friend

[gurgmonkey]

i love him He is so cute

[gurgmonkey]

Blue

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work started and i actually really enjoy my job does this mean now im forced to eject myself from fight club fandom

[gurgmonkey]

what if instead of dr jeckll and mr hide as narrator and tyler durden it wss dr jerkoff and mr hard

[gurgmonkey]

who else up talking their heads

[gurgmonkey]

— mark / gurg, he/him, ednort, the pitt, and rygos nation !!

— CURRENTLY WATCHING: Burn After Reading (2008)

interests: fight club, project hail mary, lars and the real girl, metalocalypse, its ways sunny in philidelphia, the righteous gemstones, the outsiders

—> i love talking about my interests AND possible fanfiction i will probably never ever ever ever EVER write and maybe sometiems i will draw. We sont know because furgmonkey id full of strange things

music: the talking heads, the descendents, the beatles, labi siffre, the kinks, frank zappa, joy division, catch-22, ween, neil young, third eye blind, wings, oingo boingo, metalocalypse: dethklok, the presidents of the united states of america, bloodhound gang, the dead milkmen, violent femmes, weezer, cake, suicidal tendencies, sublime, and much more!!!

—> music is one of my favorite things in the hecking world along with the color green woodworking and cooking so if you have any music recs or you WANT music recs tell me now now now now NOW!!!

fav topics: fight club (obv), lars and the real girl, music

—> uhhh kiss my fat butt idk

extra: PLEASE dm me!! i love talking yo people and being weird and stupid ^^ if you remember me as guzzbunny i will accept this wholeheartedly i am just as much guzzbunny as i am gurgmonkey. ALSO!!! I am planning to watch EVERYYY Ed Nort movie along with my movie list so #lmk if you gusy would like to see dat….. GURG OUT!

—> other socials: letterboxd strawpage movie list (coming soon!!)

(creds: neosprite)