#gus replies

[burton-gus-guster]

Guster. Hello. What is Shawn's relationship with his mother? Are they close enough that she would tell him confidential information about her patients such as their names or disorders or that he's their coworker?

Regards,

- Carlton Lassiter.

@hd-carlton-lassiter-sbpd

Lassie, I'm a bit confused about the nature of this question, but I see no harm in answering. Shawn's mother is very professional surrounding her career and would never break the psychotherapy ethics surrounding patient confidentiality — no need to worry about that. I will remind you that Shawn is more psychically observant than you seem to think... So keep an eye out.

[nonbinaryparrish]

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[burton-gus-guster]

What would you do if you could travel in time?

The first thing I would do would be to stop Shawn from being in the building during the 1985 Santa Barbara Regional Spelling Bee. If I had won, which I would have if it hadn't been for his utter disregard for linguistics, could you imagine how successful I might have become? Maybe you'd see me as Spellmaster Burton Guster, sitting in that mystifying, prestigious room above the crowd of thousands... No, I'm still not over it.

[burton-gus-guster]

Hi Gus! Just so you know, I think you could have totally won that spelling bee competition. What are some of your favorite words?

Thank you very much, Anonymous. I'm glad that my skills are apparent to others even while online. I am so glad you've asked this. I've been waiting for this one for years. My absolute favourite words are as such:

Ebullience — noun — extremely overjoyed and filled with excitement

Pernicious — adj. — highly injurious or destructive

Quixotic — adj. — foolish in the pursuit of ideals without regard for practicality

Recalcitrant — adj. — unwilling to follow and respect authority

Videlicet — adverb — that is to say, viz, namely

[burton-gus-guster]

how is the wedding planning going?

Great! I've almost completed my list of businesses to contact, caterers, venues, etc., and I have the guest list fully sorted (and really, what a mess. The two of them sure know a whole lot of people.)

It's all pretty sudden and to be frank, I'm still confused about how quickly this whole relationship has evolved, but as long as Shawn and Lassie are happy together it's all good with me.

[burton-gus-guster]

holy shit arent you that magic head guy

Not just 'that Magic Head guy', sheesh, I'm THE Magic Head! And anyways, since you seem like such a big fan, haven't you heard? I don't use that alias anymore— I prefer The Amazing Tap-Man.

[burton-gus-guster]

Did the Pluto line ever work my friend?

The Pluto line always works, and don't you ever let anybody tell you otherwise. The ladies are just too scared to admit that it's smooth as butter.

[burton-gus-guster]

Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more video games or games, unlimited games, but no more games? -Anon <3

Anon, don't think you can fool me that easily. Shawn's asked me this many times and my confusion was ridiculed. Not anymore. I know your tricks.

(But I'd take the bacon.)