Oct 11, 2018
“It was shocking, Vicar. There I was getting the tea ready for the Parish coffee morning and suddenly, Mrs McNulty cocked a leg and a dreaded wind gusted down from the Pyrenees. Between you, me and the four walls, my coconut tarts have never been right since.”
#Daily Telegraph#Montserrat Caballe#Professionalism#Concert#Dreaded wind#We’ve all been there#Let’s not judge#We’ve all had lots of fresh veg one day#Then the dreaded wind comes#Gusting down#From the Pyrenees#Sometimes you can hear it three rooms over#Lead violinist#Ample bosom#That was Montserrat Caballe’s by the way#Not the violinist’s#Just to be clear#Clothes pegs#Hang on#Clothes pegs?#On her outfit?#On stage?#Cheers#Enormous