#guy avari slander

[ithseem]

Obey Me characters Meeting Court of Darkness characters

The way he looks like a Walmart Lucifer? WACK!

[onedayimgonnasnap]

I choked when he made this face it dead ass looks like a real life version of “>:3”

[ithseem]

Guy Avari Slander: Electric Boogaloo

Who names their kid Guy? Imagine if he was reborn as a woman and was named Girl 💀

Guy's a narcissistic clown. I say this because he still doesn't realize riches don't guarantee bitches

If you can't think of a good character design, just make another version of Jumin Han. Too bad he's uglier than he is in every way possible

Guy's such an ass that makes me want to sing praises about Edward Cullen

Guy's rizz is nonexistent. All his (in-game) fangirls need therapy for thinking so

He scowls so much because there's probably an entire tree up his ass

Guy's just a wannabe Azula from Avatar the Last Airbender

I want to yeet my phone across the room every time he speaks

I only played your route for Aquia, the only normal one out of the Avarian Trinity in the school

Does toxic masculinity have a smell? Because if it did, it would smell like Guy. My entire nasal cavity would melt at the smell

Despite Guy desperately needing therapy, he'd be the mf who'd say that therapy is for the weak

I think I said quite a bit here

[ithseem]

Guy's turn now. Reply slandering Guy Avari

e.g. every time he speaks I say "Shut the hell your mouth, you off-brand Lucifer"

[ithseem]

Round 2 of Guy Avari Slander, anyone?

I'll go first: You make Edward Cullen look like a good person, and a good character in comparison

[dotster001]

CW: Guy avari slander

When I say I have no idea why this man was not the criminal!

Obviously, no one should be the criminal, but if it was gonna be anyone, why isn't it someone who makes sense!?!?!?!? Jasper Lane had all the makings of being just a little guy it's not fair!!!!! It makes way more sense for it to be this guy!!!?? This freak who has actively kidnapped us in at least one route. This freak who's obsessed with power. This ass who won't let me date his brother. Unreal.

Does anyone like guy? Is he anyone's favorite? I know they're trying to push "aw but he's secretly sweet" but it doesn't work when he actively gives "I'll steal you in your sleep for power" at all times

[dotster001]

Warning: Guy avari slander

How is this guy not the criminal?!?!?!? For real, I'm not far into Jasper's route, and I've never played guy's, but how is the man who is constantly telling a stranger "you're mine" not the one they decided to make a criminal?!?!? It doesn't make sense to me!!!! Voltage, make it make sense!!!!!!!!! Please!!!!!