Oct 15, 2022
if he wants to
he fucking would
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if he wants to
he fucking would
You can learn alot about a man by what hand he holds his ding dong with while he’s taking a leak. for example, if he holds it with his left hand he is probably left handed and if he holds it with his right hand he is probably right handed.
Fun FACT
No one is wiser and more lucid than a guy immediately after he cums.
Tumblr challenge: FACTS TIME!
1. Sorry girls, I’m a beardaholic.
2. I only wear sadness in rainy days, the rest of the year I wear a smile in my face.
3. I love writting poems, stories, songs and I love reading books too. Well, I don’t read books, I eat them, I travell and live there while I’m reading. It’s an amazing experience like sex but without the rush of the human contact and the orgasms.
4. Probably you don’t know where it is but I live where summer never ends, Canary Islands (Spain).
ALERT!! A long fact is coming *robotic voice*
5. Fav artists: Muse, Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Florence Welch (look at my tumblr name), Queen, Michael Jackson, Donna Summer, Amy Winehouse, Paramore, P!nk, Coldplay, Lana Del Rey, Marina & the Diamonds, Anastacia, Panic! at the Disco, Linkin Park, Katy Perry, My Chemical Romance, Jessie J, Kylie Minogue, Nina Simone, Janelle Monáe, Radiohead, Natalia Kills, Adam Lambert, Lily Allen, Paloma Faith, Adele, Ellie Goulding, Biffy Clyro, Amy McDonald, Supersubmarina, Imagine Dragons, Neon Hitch, Florrie, Little Boots, Nervo, Lorde, Avril Lavigne, The Killers, Ke$ha, Sia, Frank Ocean, Iggy Azalea, Franz Ferdinard, Ariana Grande, Garbage, Kerli, Eurythmics, Sky Ferreira, The xx, Arcade Fire, Kings of Lion, Fall Out Boy, Good Charlotte, Pixie Lott, Rita Ora, Bastille, Maroon 5, One Republic, Rihanna, Mika, Green Day, Girls’ Generation, Cheryl Cole, Alicia Keys, The Veronicas, No Doubt, Loreen, Red Hot Chili Peppers,...and MORE!!
If a guy cleans his bathroom and room before you come over it means he loves you.
Guys think...
- That girls masterbater as much as they do
-That when we are home alone we walk around in nothing but our underware
-That at sleepovers we have pillow fights in our underware
-That we want to have sex with a guy as much as they do
THE TRUTH:
- Girls dont masterbate and if we do its on a very rare occasion
- When we are home alone we are usually fully dressed either eating ice cream, singing to the radio, on the internet, or sleeping
-At sleepovers we do the following above
-Yes, we do want to have sex but we don't think about it 24/7 like you guys do and we only want to do it with someone special that we love and that we know loves us back.