#guydeson

[corvidscreams]

You mean my secret new brainrot? Well don't mind if I do~

[theferalscion]

My friend and I talked about our headcanons for Sanson and Guydelot's chocobos

Sanson's is very yellow and he is named Chief. He's got the fancy Adder barding and he's a very serious bird. Well trained and follows orders from his master without hesitation.

Guydelot's is a bright blue, and she is named Kazoo. She's a nudist and walks with an odd sassy strut at times like she's trying to sway her hips. She also attempts to 'sing' along with Guydelot's music at times, but can't carry a tune to save her life. Guydelot still encourages her. Sanson wishes he wouldn't.

Both birds were present for the HW events, during which Chief ignored Kazoo and Kazoo found him boring and not worth her time. However at one point Chief rescued her from some wolves when she went wandering off and she became smitten. Sanson and Guydelot were both amazed and bewildered when they witnessed Kazoo doing mating displays for Chief constantly, which is rather backwards, but Kazoo said fuck your gender norms apparently.

https://youtu.be/CEQuDyuQFKE

(basically this video)

Chief seemed mortified by these constant dances and tried to ignore them but by the end of the trip he had apparently been won over judging by the egg Guydelot found Kazoo proudly sitting on their first night back in Gridania.

Chief has declined to comment.