Thorin or Guy, if they had to cook something (cos they couldn't get anyone else to do it) what would they cook and how well would it go?
I think Thorin can just get by on basics, like meat over a campfire. He is hardly a cook, when if he wanted to organise a dinner for you, he’d probably cheekily ask the kitchen staff to help him with cooking; he’d find someone to help, even if he has to rope his nephews in. He’d put on a large and grand spread for you; plenty of meats, and lashings of dessert.
Guy is clueless with cooking and would probably wind up trying to cook a large piece of lamb or pork and burn it. You’d appreciate the thought, but your stomach definitely wouldn’t be filled that evening.








