#gwal!au

[rayj4ck]

GWOL au idea, Amity discovers Azura-con and cannot be stopped

Amity: We can go?!?

Luz: Yeah! I always make sure to save up enough allowance ever year. I can even go in my old Azura costume! I think I haven’t outgrown it yet.

Amity: Y-you...dressed up as...AZURA? *passes out*

Luz: Amity!

[rayj4ck]

So there was this submission about the GWAL!AU a while ago dealing with witches and spicy food, but now that Lilith is part of the crew, headcanon for the show but definitely canon for GWAL, Lilith is totally immune to spicy foods, and it drives everyone else CRAZY. Like Luz and Camilia are pretty tolerant, but there might be something genuinely wrong with Lilith’s tastebuds. Everyone keeps giving her things that put the other witches on the floor and has the Noceda eyes watering, and she chomps ‘em down like Doritos.

[rayj4ck]

For the GWAL au Willow discovers the Gimpy Gimpy bush or the suicide bush

Willow, faux-sweetly: You know what Belos, all is forgiven. Come on, let’s hug it out. 

Amity, whispering intensely to Luz: What is she doing??

Luz: I don’t know, but knowing Willow we don’t want to interrupt her. 

*five minutes later Belos is writhing on the ground in agony while Willow watches him with a grin*

Amity: That’s a plant that humans just have? Touch it and suffer?

Luz: Oh, there’s more than just that. 

Gus: Good thing Willow’s on our side.

Luz: I don’t think there would be an “us” if Willow wasn’t on our side.

[rayj4ck]

So you discussed that witches can't handle hot foods I wonder if they can handle coffee. GWAL au

If we’re thinking of the same post I’m guessing your referring to the One Chip Challenge thing, which is more spicy-hot than temperature-hot. Temp-hot they just wait to cool, but as for orders I would guess:

Gus- Much much sugar. It’s not great, because it hyped him up even more.

Willow: Black. Everyone is baffled.

Amity: Moderate cream and sugar.

Eda: Won’t drink it. Disagrees with the owl half of her mind. Everyone is secretly relieved they don’t need to see that person.

Lilith: Also black, but after going halvseies on Eda’s curse finds it disgusting. Is very sad about it.

[rayj4ck]

Oh god Gus is already high energy but imagine him discovering Human energy drinks and he starts to literally bounce off the walls

Camilia, hiding under a table: Is this a witch thing???

Luz, playing undocked Switch in the chair: No, this is just Gus.

[rayj4ck]

I feel like if the GWAL gang played any among us and Eda was the imposter she would kill everyone except Luz

Oh it starts out like that. For the first few games the order is Lilith (not out of revenge, that’s just how siblings be) >>>>any kids that aren’t Luz’s friends >>>>Gus >>>>Willow>>> Amity. But it gets tricky because Luz wants listen to Amity as much as Eda and ends up really distressed. So after a few games she switches it up. Luz dies first (“Sorry kid, gotta keep ‘em off my tail”) and she shuffles the order from there.

[rayj4ck]

For the GWAL!AU, is it odd that I got the mental image of Willow seeing some Popeye cartoons and I don’t know getting inspired?

Willow: Wow, a human world plant can do that??

Luz: No, not really. It’s just a cartoon. 

Willow: ... (petulantly) well fine. I’ll do it myself then. 

[rayj4ck]

I’m GWAL do the hexside kids think that the dangerous animals and bug (like tarantulas poison snakes and Tigers and stuff) are like cute week babies compared to the stuff on the  boiling isles

Gus, as a snake has it’s fangs in his arm: I’ve made a friend.

Camilia: *hyperventilating against the kitchen counter*

Luz: Please. Please go to a hospital.