How I Won Her
I told her that I liked her hairdo The next day she cut it all off I brought her some golden flowers then she said you piss me off I killed her stalker I went with her dad to a bar I destroyed all the hate in my heart Learned the patience of a Buddhist monk Made all the strong suitors depart when they saw our difference in class they averted their eyes and played lost because I am high as a boss Their bones, they are taking a loss I’ll win your heart fuck the cost I’ll win your heart fuck the cost
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Just look at my girl she’s so soft She my true love, y’all are lost I’m pulling out all the stops Sneaking our love in the park fucking all night on your porch killing a villain because the thieves and the murderers are sliding a knife through my heart fighting and fighting, the cost defeats us like Abel, Cain was no fable My girl she met him up in France I put her postcard in some glass I call her, hey babe what’s for lunch She says get us burgers or else She says get us burgers or else
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That’s before we toss and tumble She keeps me humble She keeps me respecting the triumphant, glorious war to save the whole world from the law to free the brainwaves of us all to destroy all the djinn in my house to align my chakras and depart the earthly weight and lift off astral project to the cross martyr myself and return phoenix right out of the ash make myself tons of cash give you choice, benz or porche then we’ll do something that’s childish and fun watch dbz see who won make her some dinner for one next day we walk on the sun vacate and ride on a pun and yet still I walk with a gun
I won her heart fuck the cost
