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Eddie: I miss you :(

Steve: Check your porch ;)

Eddie: There's nothing there.

Steve: ...

Steve: Oh my god I'm at the wrong trailer.

Robin: So, what is Eddie to you?

Steve: The reason I wake up every morning.

Robin: ...That’s adorable.

Eddie earlier that morning, barging into Steve′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

Robin: I need a cute girl with a nose ring to tell me what planets are making me sad.

Nancy: I don't have a nose ring, but I'm pretty sure it's Earth.

Eddie: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Steve: Eddie, I swear, if I step outside and all of your mugs are on the front lawn...

Eddie: *Sips coffee from bowl*

Eddie: Bro where you at?

Steve: Babe you're calling me bro? We're married.

Eddie: Steve and I don’t use pet names.

Robin: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Eddie: Honey?

Steve: Yes, dear?

Eddie:

Robin: Don't ever lie to my face again.

Eddie: It's so hot.

Robin: We are in the middle of winter. It's snowing.

Robin, noticing Eddie is looking at Steve making pancakes while wearing a cute apron: Nevermind.

Harry: I have three problems.

Harry: one, I'm home alone.

Harry: two, I'm naked

Harry: three, well you're just gonna have to come home.

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