steve: i think i'm coming down with something, i've been feeling nauseous lately
robin: maybe you're pregnant
steve:
robin:
steve: i don't know who's the bigger idiot right now, you because you suggested it, or me, because i just had a heart attack
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steve: i think i'm coming down with something, i've been feeling nauseous lately
robin: maybe you're pregnant
steve:
robin:
steve: i don't know who's the bigger idiot right now, you because you suggested it, or me, because i just had a heart attack
Dustin walked into Steve’s house holding a demobat. Steve jumped.
Steve: Jesus! Dustin, what the hell - ?!
Dustin: This is Eddie.
Steve: *pinching the bridge of his nose* oh goddamn it, not another one - hold on, you named it Eddie?
Dustin: This is Eddie.
Steve: Yeah, no, I got that. You found a bat and you named it after Eddie.
Dustin: *shrieks* This is Eddie!
Steve: Why do you keep telling me what you named the bat?!
Dustin: This is Eddie Munson!
Steve: Jesus, you gave it his last name, too. Are you okay?
Dustin: Goddamnit! No, Steve, this bat is Eddie!
Steve: You've already said that!
A loud squelching noise filled the air, followed by a loud pop and crackle. A naked Eddie Munson stood in the middle of the room. Dustin shielded his eyes. Steve screamed.
Eddie: *winks* Hey, big boy.
Steve: Eddie!
Dustin: *shrieking* That's what I said!
Steve: *looking at Eddie* Big boy, huh? I feel like I should be calling you that. Damn.
Eddie cackled while Dustin shrieked.
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Mike definitely uses D&D as an excuse to flirt with Will and I just KNOW that Max is sick of them
Incorrect Steddie Stranger Things - 15/? buy me a coffee?
Store Worker: Would a Mr. Steve Harrington please come to the front desk?
Steve, arriving at the desk: Uh, Hello? Is there a problem?
Store Worker: *points to Dustin and Eddie*
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Eddie and Dustin, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Steve: ...
Steve: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
Dustin: Kids at school were asking if you’re a bottom or a top.
Steve: They should not be asking that.
Dustin: He said if that was your answer than you were a bottom.
Steve: …
Steve: Who’s this fucking kid you’re talking to.