Feb 19
canon because mike can't flirt and will would say helikesitcold
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canon because mike can't flirt and will would say helikesitcold
steve: i think i'm coming down with something, i've been feeling nauseous lately
robin: maybe you're pregnant
steve:
robin:
steve: i don't know who's the bigger idiot right now, you because you suggested it, or me, because i just had a heart attack
robin, early twenties: *nervously* mom, dad . . . I'm gay her parents: what? no? you're not robin: *sad, because this is what she was afraid of* i know the things that have been on the news recently, but you can't just make someone not gay, it doesn't work like- her parents: no, no, not because of that. because of steve. robin: her parents: what about steve robin: what ABOUT STEVE?? her parents: he's literally our son-in-law???? he drives you everywhere because you hate driving??? he sleeps in your room??? he helps out around the house and cooks dinner???? you always get jobs together, he's ditched two dates because they were jealous of you, you literally change in the same room as him. if you go more than two days without talking to him, you get in the mother of all bad moods-- robin: robin: *rubbing a hand down her face* okay. i see where there might be some confusion. i'm getting steve so he can help me explain this shit her parents: he's waiting outside the door, isn't he. robin: . . . for moral support her parents: you're not helping your case robin: THERE ISN'T A CASE. GET YOUR ASS IN HERE, STEVE, WE HAVE TO EXPLAIN CODEPENDENCY TO THEM
Dustin walked into Steve’s house holding a demobat. Steve jumped.
Steve: Jesus! Dustin, what the hell - ?!
Dustin: This is Eddie.
Steve: *pinching the bridge of his nose* oh goddamn it, not another one - hold on, you named it Eddie?
Dustin: This is Eddie.
Steve: Yeah, no, I got that. You found a bat and you named it after Eddie.
Dustin: *shrieks* This is Eddie!
Steve: Why do you keep telling me what you named the bat?!
Dustin: This is Eddie Munson!
Steve: Jesus, you gave it his last name, too. Are you okay?
Dustin: Goddamnit! No, Steve, this bat is Eddie!
Steve: You've already said that!
A loud squelching noise filled the air, followed by a loud pop and crackle. A naked Eddie Munson stood in the middle of the room. Dustin shielded his eyes. Steve screamed.
Eddie: *winks* Hey, big boy.
Steve: Eddie!
Dustin: *shrieking* That's what I said!
Steve: *looking at Eddie* Big boy, huh? I feel like I should be calling you that. Damn.
Eddie cackled while Dustin shrieked.
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Mike definitely uses D&D as an excuse to flirt with Will and I just KNOW that Max is sick of them
Incorrect Steddie Stranger Things - 15/? buy me a coffee?