jinko. i have done my own investigations into the identity of this “updog” you speak of, and received identical answers of “nothing much” from everyone i asked. it is apparent that “updog” is nowhere near as strong or fearsome as you suggest, fool.
oh this was too funny. he was trying so hard not to laugh. atsushi hadn’t expected akutagawa to actually look into it, but in hindsight, he should have realized this would happen. the other had failed to realize this was all just a joke. should he tell him? it probably wouldn’t be taken well. the port mafia member would most likely be upset with him. however, if someone else told him, that could be yield worse results. “akutagawa…i think you should think about what you’re asking. try asking yourself the question, but say it slower.”