Mar 5, 2016
Actual conversation witnessed in the Valley.
Dr. Hardy: It's a blessed event!
Leia: I'm pregnant...I'm happy. I've always wanted a baby!
Dr. Hardy: So, are you a mermaid...? Never mind. It's not important.
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Actual conversation witnessed in the Valley.
Dr. Hardy: It's a blessed event!
Leia: I'm pregnant...I'm happy. I've always wanted a baby!
Dr. Hardy: So, are you a mermaid...? Never mind. It's not important.
Secrets of the Harvest Goddess 4
Tadaaaaa! Here I am!
Wanna know another Goddess Secret in honor of Soul-Searching Sunday? Well, here you go! This is a bird’s-eye view of the Mineral Town Poultry Farm- no, wait- a Goddess-eye view! That’s right! This is what I see when I travel over the villages on my cloud. So, yes, it means that when you play a handheld Harvest Moon game, you’re seeing things through my eyes!
Whoa, totally meta! *poofs*
Painful Memories (OPEN)
It was a slow day at the pond.
No one had come to make an offering since the break of dawn, and now it was well after lunchtime. The Goddess was sad...and bored. She had already fixed up the surrounding woodland, dispatched her Sprite Leaders, and arranged a romantic getaway for Ann and Cliff. There was not much else to do.
It was during these quiet moments that she most frequently wondered about someone. No, not who you think, but another person who held a special place in her heart. Would H.G. ever see her again?
Secrets of the Harvest Goddess 3
Ah, the Harvest Festival! When nature’s bounty meets a human’s alchemist touch! (Just be sure to keep the bounty away from Karen or Flora...)
Fun fact: Did you know that my archenemy (*cough* Witchy *cough*) won’t marry any man who refuses to sabotage this beautiful event? That’s right- she wants her suitors to ruin the town stew by throwing poisonous mushrooms into the giant pot. Isn’t that simply deplorable? Ugh. She’s such a troublemaker. It’s a wonder I haven’t “accidentally” messed up a spell and banished her. Better not catch my glance, Witch Princess. Ever watchful am I.
*poofs*
Secrets of the Harvest Goddess 2
Tadaaaaa!
In honor of tomorrow’s Soul Searching Sunday, I’m making all of you a special deal. Toss something into my pond, and I’ll spill an exclusive Goddess fact for you. So the more visitors I get, the more I’ll reveal. Come on down!
Ahem- bye, now. *poofs*
Secrets of the Harvest Goddess 1
Tadaaaaa!
A lot of people have wondered over the years why there are so many crazy criteria to fulfill before they can ask my hand in marriage. Well, I will let you in on a little secret: it’s not actually my doing! My boss, the Harvest King, has been both my lord and master for quite a long time. It is he who demands that my suitors be of the highest regard. He doesn’t want me to carry on the Goddess legacy with just anyone; while I appreciate his dedication to tradition, the rules also mean that I cannot follow my heart. For centuries this was not a problem. But recently...? Ah, it’s nothing.
Bye now! *poofs*