#h2ovantoonz

[incorrect-h2ovanoss-quotes]

[Jonathan and Luke watch Evan from afar]

Cartoonz: That Evan sure is a cutie, isn’t he?

Delirious: I’d kill to have those lips. I mean, on me. I mean, I want his lips on my mouth.

[rodrickonfire]

Has this been done yet?

[cherrqries]

challenge accepted

Luke, on the phone with Evan: you know, Evan, if you ignore Del for too long, he'll have a breakdown?

Evan: challenge accepted.

Luke: wait, no, don't-

Evan: [hangs up]

[Two hours of Evan not saying a single word to Delirious later]

Del: [screams at the tops of lungs]

Evan: [sprints into room carrying a baseball bat] what's wrong?

Del, not saying a word in return: [rips the head off of a teddy bear, sniffling]

Evan:

Evan:

Evan: i should have listened to luke

[flynib]

Ever thought about what delirious would look like with a beard?

[morninggloryskye]

An AU where Del is an alien that is sent to the planet Earth to study the human feelings/nature. He takes the form of Jon to do that and meets the other guys, who he develops a nice relationship with, but still studies them. What happens when some of the guys he hangs out with, say Evan, falls for Jon, while Del is feeling what he believes is love for Luke? Will he ever tell them who he really is?

Hmm. Interesting question. Seeing as love is rather convoluted and hard to understand–

Nah, I’m just fucking with ya.

I think, given enough time, Jon would eventually inform the others of his status as ‘alien’. It is, after all, kinda hard to keep a human disguise when you don’t age the same way they do. Even Nogla would notice, even if Jon never shows his face to them. Luke would definitely notice, especially if he sees Jon on a regular basis.

How Jon tells them, and where, is unknown. Could be of his own volition, or it could be because the others are in trouble, and exposing himself is the only way to get them all out safely.

And yes, I’m totally okay with this winding up as H2oVanToonz.

[may-doodle]

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[incorrect-h2ovanoss-quotes]

Cartoonz: Oh my god! Oh my god, it's happening! Say yes!

Delirious: YES!

Vanoss: Oh-okay, but technically you just said yes to Luke.

Delirious: Well, ask me, Evan!

Vanoss: Jonathan, will you marry us? Me? Mostly me.