H2OVanoss

Evan and Jonathan have 100% said these and you know it.

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Cartoonz: You think you’ll ever get married someday? Delirious: Not just someday. In exactly four years. But don’t tell Evan; he’s still a flight risk.

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Delirious: Vanoss is like a candle to me. Pasta: Aw, because he’s the light of your life? Delirious: No, uh, because I want to blow him. Pasta: Delirious: Delirious: Yours is much nicer, I feel bad now.

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Vanoss: Hey, let’s slow dance. Delirious: [does the Macarena at 1/4 speed]

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Vanoss: I’m into dark humor. Delirious, turning off the lights: Do you wanna hear a joke?

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Delirious: You’re so great. I love you.

Vanoss: What did you say?

Delirious: Nothing. I said ‘you’re so great,’ and then I just stopped talking.

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Delirious: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Cartoonz: Vanoss said “I love you,” and you said “thanks,” didn’t you?

Delirious: The reasons are PERSONAL!

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Vanoss: I know you’re going to take this the wrong way, but can I talk to you for a second?

Delirious: You can do anything to me for any number of seconds.

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Delirious: Are you flirting with me?

Vanoss: What? [scuffs] No.

Delirious:

Vanoss: But would you be interested if I was?

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Terroriser: What are you grateful for?

Delirious: Vanoss’ di-

Terroriser: [glares]

Delirious: -eeeeelightful personality!

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Delirious: Tell me a secret.

Vanoss [thinking]: I’ve been in love with you for what seems like forever and I really wish you’d realize that…

Vanoss [out loud]: I’m afraid of spiders.

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Terroriser: Uh oh.

Vanoss: What?

Terroriser: Somebody’s in love.

Vanoss: Yeah, right. I just think Delirious is cool, okay? It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking about him.

[later that night, lying wide awake]

Vanoss: Uh oh.

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Vanoss: I love having thick thighs. They make good hand warmers.

Delirious: Could I use them as ear warmers?

Vanoss: What do you mean?

Delirious: …Nevermind.

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Delirious: I’m here if you need oral support. Uh, I mean moral support.

Vanoss: …

Delirious: No, I didn’t.

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Delirious: All I want is a hug, just a hug from anyone.

Nogla: [opens arms]

Delirious: Not from you.

Terroriser: [opens arms]

Delirious: Maybe later.

Cartoonz: [opens arms]

Delirious: I’ll take a rain check.

Vanoss: [opens arms]

Delirious: FINALLY.

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Delirious, passing a cup of water: Here you go, Vanoss.

Vanoss, drinking it: Oh thanks, what’s this for?

Delirious: Terroriser says you get thirsty around me.

Vanoss: [chokes on water]

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Delirious, drunk, to Vanoss: Evan has no idea I’m in love with him.

Vanoss: You’re in love with me?

Delirious: Oh, sorry.

Delirious, to Cartoonz: Evan has no idea I’m in love with him.

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Delirious: You love me, right, Vanoss?

Vanoss: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.