Who asks the other on dates: If they’re already together then it’s kind of a mutual thing, like ‘hey fancy going for a cheeky nando’s with the lads? out to our usual place?’ but if you mean who asks who out first Mari. In like 12 years. Who is the bigger cuddler: I want to say John because gosh imagine that how cute. Mari just flops on him sometimes though.Who initiates holding hands more often: John. Mari will be damned if she’s seen doing that in public.Who remembers anniversaries: It’s on the calender, in red. No one forgets.Who is more possessive: Neither, because like trust is important? But also maybe Mari because someone leaving her is such an ego breaker. Who gets more jealous: Mari, I think she’s aware that John can do better than her? But she doesn’t act on it, not really.Who is more protective: Mari, in the ‘if you hurt John’s feelings rip you’ but like I think they’re both mature enough to sort of know when to be and when not to be?Who is more likely to cheat: Neither oh gosh. Like getting into a relationship is like proof of trust and to break that trust is the worst thing ever.Who initiates sexy times the most: Mariko, Because she loves him that damn much. Who dislikes PDA the most: Mari.Who kills the spider: Mari, John takes them outside. Who asks the the other to marry them: Awkward situation where they just sort of bring it up while watching Bridezilla at 3 am, they just sort of joke about it and then it’s like ‘well...I wouldn’t mind it’. One week later there’s a ring and it’s kind of official. Oops? It probably takes them a while too because marriage means a lot to them both for different reasons. Who buys the other flowers or gifts: John because unless Mari sees something that reminds her of him or is something he really wants she doesn’t see the point? But like I don’t see gifts being a big thing to them? Who would bring up possibly having kids: Mari, because it’s on her list of things for a perfect life, she probably shows the list as proof. She wrote it when she was five though so god knows if he can read that handwriting. Who is more nervous to meet the parents: I feel like at first glance John might be more worried because literal forceful 5 foot tall woman and her 6′4′’ tall husband who has a more intimidating resting face than his daughter but like in 0.5 seconds everyone loves John. So probably Mari, who’s like ‘what do I say, holy shit I’m not good with people’.Who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry: John, Mari pushes people out of bed when she’s angry. Or maybe she’s banished from the bedroom because of that.Who tries to make up first after arguments: John but like in all seriousness I don’t see them arguing a lot? Like they end up talking it out because communication is super important?Who tells the other they love them more often: John because Mari’s more of an actions speak louder than words person.
