#hahah…..

[bagsley]

swam through thigh deep snow to get to my car to get to work on time but hit an ice patch with no snow on it while running and slammed straight back onto my head and then got up and into my car, whole body coated in snow, and then slid my car into 3 medians on the way to work and then got there late and now i have grade 2 whiplash so i spit chai latte down myself because my neck spasmed while i was drinking