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[bagsley]

when i see people say that j2 are on different levels in terms of acting talent i get so confused because they are for sure evenly matched imo. no doubt in my mind

[jinkieswouldyoulookatthis]

So a while back I had an insane idea.

You see, there’s this classic Wincest fanfic called Ergonomic by sobrecogimiento, where Dean finds out that Sam wears Saxx underwear and becomes obsessed with the idea that his brother has a big dick. It's one of those precious stories that manages to be both a crack fic AND is really sweet, and touching, and tender, and hot af. It was one of the very first Supernatural fanfics that I ever bookmarked, and I've gone back and re-read it more times than I can count.

So when I was thinking about the next fanbinding I wanted to do, Ergonomic sprang immediately to mind. And what better way to cover this gloriously unhinged tale, than in the very thing that sets the events in motion in the story...

So I went online and I ordered myself a pair of Saxx underwear.

These were some of the first men's briefs to feature a special pouch to hold all a guy's dangly bits in a way to help keep them from getting all sweaty and smooshed up in his shorts. And the material that pouch was made of turned out to be the perfect end band material!

Then it was just a matter of finding the most phallic endpaper design I could (that turned out to match perfectly), and piece it all together in a way that's reminiscent of how Jared Padalecki's underwear waist band is so often visible above his belt and under his shirt. So there's a thick belt leather spine and a bit of hemmed flannel. The end bands perfectly match the orange stripe on the waist band. You can see part of the seams from the front of the briefs because I used a real pair of underwear.

It's silly. It's ridiculous. It's perfect.

[deirdreskye]

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

[rednines]

If the backrooms post can get a movie then so can this

[takofukkatsumi]

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

[star-shaped-submarine]

A window

[sickbrokenangel]

[bagsley]

the thing is….. it’s not that i wasn’t largely insanely miserable in high school. it’s just that at least back then i had a kind of sense that it wasn’t permanent, and that adulthood would be better. and also i had lots of homoerotic friendships and lots of sex and felt like even though i was totally fucking everything up at least the fucking up wasn’t finished. there was still lots of potential to unfuck it all eventually. everything felt very glowy with possibilities. whereas now yeah sure i’m probably less acutely miserable a lot of the time but i have no illusions that this won’t just be the rest of my life. like this is it and all the fucking up is kind of over and consequences have been reaped. soooo yeah i think it’s actually worse than high school i miss high school sometimes. and that’s not even me being like super depressed my life is really not bad!!

[bagsley]

loch lomond kiss happened the same year as the fourth of july fireworks heaven flashback. pls 13 year old sam winchester tell me how you feel about this

[bagsley]

i was a 16 year old in a very intense lesbian relationship when gay marriage was legalized and i have to say that if i had been two years older i’d be divorced rn

[escuerzoresucitado]

[horsemotifs]

could he act? no. but was his character good? also no. and were his plotlines compelling? not really. but did he look good? also no. but did i enjoy his time on the show? again, no. but would i watch more of his character? also no

[brother-father]

Half Man (2026) writ. Richard Gadd

[ilynpilled]

[adamprrishcycle]

You know, I asked nice the first few times. are you coming to fourth? 😌 are you coming? 🙂 are you coming? 🤨 here, have a motherfucking car 😤 are you coming???? You 🫵 made it ugly 😒

[name-of-the-radio]

ocd will have you feeling like Orpheus trying not to look back

[bagsley]

for the past ten days my life has slowly gotten worse and worse and my mental and physical states have both been deteriorating and i have slowly come to the conclusion that actually there is no hope or joy left for me in this world and i’ll never be okay again and then i realized that it might have something to do with sleeping in a room so hot that i wake up every half an hour and get postnasal drip from all the mucus my body is producing to try and protect my airway. like honestly i always thought i was a little more mind over matter than this but no i think being in extreme throat pain for a week and also not sleeping for more than half an hour at a time will make me feel like i need to quit my job and drift out to sea

[bagsley]

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