#hahahahaa!

[watatsumi-island]

Me in my online class realizing called my teacher "Ms. Tyril

Ellarious."

[ms-funky-autumn]

I'm so unwanted, that not even the porn bots message me. 😂

[driftshipsdontlie]

Have a curious ( and horny) Predacon sniffing the former knight. It was matibg season and Predaking was in full breeding mode and Drift's bright colors made him think he was a Predacon he could breed. Cue the large snout poking its business near Drift's panel, trying to pick up any scents indicating arousal.

“Ohh my oh my! Oh big guy take a step back now...” Well THAT was a surprise. A predacon with its nose in his panel without invitation was unexpected. And suspicious. Drift knew predacons were normally never this forward. 

“Easy now big guy use your words.”

[leslydirtydirtykid]

Always recall this memory

I always recall a funny little memory. 2 Years ago, I was in Atlanta at The Masquerade in line for BTBAM. That same night another part of the massive venue, Title Fight was also playing. Something was going aloof with will call, tickets blah blah. Then behind me (literally) I hear guys saying "can we go in ?!" ..They were members of Title Fight, showing their pass to go inside. And no one was reacting to whom these guys were. Almost like if they were aliens. I did too, cause I don't know their music but hey, made eye contact with one of them and that's counts right? In conclusion, by random happenstance, I sorta met the members of Title Fight. I imagine fans being all fan girly if that happened to them but there I was, just not caring lolol. Just wanted to metal out already. Ooops 😁

[shrapnelshark]

Fav thing ever

Reading about Magic the Gatherings First Trans Character ever thing,then watching Whiny Dudebro players get SO mad and whiny over it is the best thing ever. My fav quote so far is.

"I could care less if people want to be gay or a tranny but now you're forcing it on everything I love. I think it's unnatural and gross but people can do whatever they want, just keep it away from me. Now it's in my favorite video games, card games, etc."

The LGBT Agenda is working,soon all videogames and card games will be RUINED!

[maegandangblogger]

Girl: Break na tayo -_- Boy: Sige gutom na din ako ehh ^_^ Girl: Hindi mo ba ko naiintindihan :/ ? I need space >.< Boy: Ah. Sige, uurong ako ng konti baby. ;) Girl: Ayaw sayo ng mama ko :( Boy: Mas ayoko sa kanya. Di ako papatol sa matanda no . -_- Girl: PONYETA Wag na nga T______T

HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS <3

[fotheringhay]

Just got a disgruntled text from a friend who's clearly just seen The Hobbit.

"Giant gold dwarf indeed!"

[ay-usedtoknow]

Smile. Your enemies hate it.