#haiku bot

[leaky-port-nacelle]

joining tumblr for the first time now is like in movies when the city kid goes to the small small small town and someone there is like “we ain’t got nona that weefee or whatever but we’s got Jimbo who yells the news and that’s good enough” and points to Jimbo who is currently asleep on his rocker

Except for us it’s like “we ain’t got no al-go-rithm but we do have haiku-bot and that one destiel screengrab that tells us the news and that’s good enough”

[fraktalbrokkoli]

Okay this comment I just came across deserves its own post. Imagine showing this to someone who's never used Tumblr and explaining why haikus are relevant in this context.

[easyaro]

Beep boop I look for accidental haiku posts sometimes I mess up

It's a fucking hidden haiku

Beep boop I look for

Accidental haiku posts

Sometimes I mess up

[softhinksstuff]

I am trying to capture the haiku bot so don't scare it from me

[web-paige]

haiku bot where are you this is perfect for you come here haiku bot.

[karte-returns]

Fine, I'll admit it. Sometimes I make posts to try to bait haiku-bot

[william-shakesfeare]

Haiku bot is a great part of tumblr's culture. I love it so much.

[olive-oil-spray]

haiku bot. haiku bot. we love you haiku bot. goodbye haiku bot.