#laugh rule

[annika-conrad]

💀 DARK HUMOR 👉 WANT MORE? 👈

[thekenobee]

Had a dream I took shelter with Burn Gorman and a couple of randoms in a cottage which looked like that one from All The Devils Are Here and I was excited and immediately pointed it out to Burn but it turned out that the plot was that of And Then They Were None and Burn tried to kill me with a razor but he only shaved a piece of my leather jacket

[lmtyl]

Had a funny moment earlier, boyfriend was cooking some ground beef to add to rice and had me taste it since something was missing seasoning-wise.

I taste, grab a spice mix jar and sniff it, offer it to him like "what about this?"

And this man

THIS MAN

Inhales deeply from a jar of kitchen pepper and runs off choking and then ducks back long enough to give a thumbs up.

I added two pinches and it rounded out what he'd started with quite nicely.

But seeing as I'm still tasting kitchen pepper in the back of my nostrils...

[goatofthegambit]

captian sparklez explaining why robot servants won't work

[synthetictorque]

No god nor beast can stop me from sucking off the concept of a cool spaceship.

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[alessia-carlson]

[angela-clifton]