#hakuasks

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Harada-san, sometimes I dream about using your tiddies,uh... I mean chest... as a pillow 😳 world hard and cold, tittie soft and warm 😔

Hahaha, what a thing to say! you sure are a bold one. Hopefully we can share a drink at Shimabara, sometime. You seem like a funny person to be around.

Fluster rate: 9%. I choked, but a man like Sanosuke Harada is good at this kind of thing... who knows how many drunken comments from horny ladies he has heard by this point. Not saying you’re one of those though. Are you.

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Okita-dokieta

What will it take to get a cat like you to purr?

I don't know～ What will it take to get an annoying rat like you to scream in pain and die? ～

Fluster rate: 0%. But I ship you two.

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Saito-san, how did you develop an ear kink?

Ear... k-kink? I'm not certain I comprehend what you are trying to imply... *subtle clear throat* Now, if you'll excuse me, I must take my leave. There is an important business that requires my attention.

Fluster rate: 100%. He basically ran away. Well done.

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Hajime-kun I totally understood what you meant and I can't stop laughing.

Referring to: (In one of the drama CDs Okita affectionately calls Saitou, "Pochi". With a completely straight face, Saitou responds with "Woof". The other captains think he's telling them something by code. Saitou just looks dejected and tells them that it's okay if they don't get it.)

Looks like we'll fit well together since our sense of humour is super similar. The sense of humour no one understands.

Oh. Regarding that time... Hm. It does not matter. Humor is such an ambiguous weapon. Thanks for sharing your thoughts. I feel... a bit relieved someone did understand it. I appreciate it.

Fluster rate: 30%. You made him remember something he isn’t THAT proud of... but in a very sweet way. Way to go.

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Hi Souji (not SSL-verse) I want to know if you know what these are (｡♡‿♡｡)(●♡∀♡)(๑♡⌓♡๑)(●’3)♡(ε`●)(๑˙❥˙๑)(●’3)♡(ε`●)( ˶ ❛ ꁞ ❛ ˶ )♡(ӦｖӦ｡)(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。yet and if not maybe we can do something that will make you make the same face

Better: do you know what these are (ಥ﹏ಥ) (ʘᗩʘ') (ಥ_ಥ) (ರ_ರ) (ಠ~ಠ) (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) ? If not maybe we can do something that’ll make you make the same face ～

How about this? Do you know who it is?

 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻  “Souji you bastard!! give my haikus back!!”

Fluster rate: 0%. But he seems pleased, he might found another way to torture Hijikata.

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Shinpachi, your body is unbelievable but having you in my life is not ;D

YES!! FINALLY SOMEONE WHO CAN APPRECIATE THE BEAUTY OF THESE MUSCLES! ARIGATOU! YOU’RE THE BEST!!

Harada: Dude... the last part was the most important, you know.

Fluster Hype rate: 101% . He got so happy he didn't even stop to think about the last part of your confession.

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Souji-sama. Souji-sama. Souji-sama.

Important things need to be said thrice.

I judge I got no hope of getting him flustered but ;3c

Are? Do you think I'm some kind of evil spirit you're trying to summon in front of a mirror? Heh, you're a weird one～ "Important things need to be said thrice", ne? Then you should go and tell Hijikata-san his lovely haikus are missing again. Thrice.

Fluster rate: 0%. But he learnt some useful info. Hijikata doesn't approve though.

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Salutations, I shall now hunt yer askbox-

Okita, tell us what’s stronger- yer mommy or daddy issues?

Wouldn’t you like to know. 

How about my "killing issues"?. Wanna put them to a test?～

Fluster rate: 0%. He is such a bastard. Keep trying.