#halbrand headcanons

[starlady66]

Halbrand!Sauron NSFW Alphabet

Okay, everyone had a nice season finale last night/morning/whatever? Good.

I'm obviously in a Halbrand!Sauron mood, like everybody else on Planet Earth (well, only those who are hot), and I just had to get this ask done.

It's like, HOW, how I'm simping so hard for this evil, THE evil being OMG but it's his entire persona, amiright? Sexy charming evil af

Okay, let's go.

Requested: Yes

Rating: obviously extremely +18, minors DNI

Warnings: lil yandere, Sauron, not healthy, it's just fun nonsense ok?

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

After fucking you into oblivion, he loves to be very still, watching every reaction your body has after all the love you just made. He likes to observe you while you get cleaned, and while you fall asleep. He touches your hair, analyzing the color of the strands under the sunlight pouring through the window. He touches the skin of your side with the back of his hand, feeling the temperature of your body. It's all very curious to him and every detail gives him pleasure.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Oh, he just loves your pretty face, he adores looking into your eyes, to collect every little reaction you have to his touches, to his words. Your eyes are so pretty to him, such gems in which he can read your soul, he can see himself reflected...

In himself, it's not a body part per see that he likes, but he loves his voice and how he can make you be all hot and bothered, how he can affect you on so many levels with his words, with the intonation of them... He loves to work inside your mind, saying things that affect you so deeply and make you feel weak, make you feel like you need him as you belong with him... 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He takes some time to admit to himself that he wants so bad to breed you, to see you giving birth to his child. But he never said anything about it to you so far. And he never cums inside of you, always out, he doesn't care where, he doesn't even ask where you prefer or things like this, he just cums where he wants at the moment. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

His dirty secret is very secret indeed: he loves the idea you have that you can save him. He knows you can't change him, but he likes to see you try. And your affections make him feel so loved... He feels he deserves all that, of course, he is no common being. He deserves this and more, much more. Also, he would like to breed you, to start a lineage so powerful and capable of changing forever the face of Middle-earth...

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

With humans, not much. But he does know the necessary to give you much pleasure and he is pretty creative, so you are always more than satisfied, and many times you feel overwhelmed by the things you share in bed. He is always pushing your limits, and you don't seem to try to stop this.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Seated in his lap, your legs around his waist, you can feel each other's bodies so well... So much skin available, he can touch your pretty hair, grab your neck, suck love bites all around your collar bone, say filthy things to your ear and the best, see all the tiny reactions in your expression depending on each touch he shares with you, every move he does. He loves to fuck you senseless like this, your head falling to his shoulder, raggedy breaths, heart thumping... Then he holds your ass very tightly and circles his hips, making you moan and whine desperately. He just laughs at your horniness...

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He is always laughing or smirking, but it isn't always funny... Not when he is teasing you for hours. Sometimes you just don't deserve it. He let you cry, until he stops, cleans your tears, and shushes you before proceeding with the teasing session of driving you borderline insane with need. He lives for it...

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He is well-groomed, he learned you liked it and he keeps his appearance matching the standards you have. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He isn't very romantic, but he knows you are desperate for affection, so he plays you so well by being attentive, saying beautiful things to you, speaking of the connection you both share (this is true), the chemistry (also true) and how he knew you were destined to be together forever since he met you (not so true...). He knows being soft in some aspects makes you feel more pleasure and bonding, so he just does it.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn't do it. I can't picture him doing it alone...

When with you, he enjoys it. He likes to ask you to move for him while he touches himself... He knows it gives you a rush too.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Breeding kink... He wants heirs! One day he will have them, with you. Brace yourself.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Private places. He doesn't like the idea of someone, any low man seeing your beautiful body or you being caught in the act, so he always takes you somewhere safe and private. But, some days he is in the mood for PDA...

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Power. Knowing his alliance with you is turning stronger every time he fucks you dumb only makes it more delicious for him. So, making you his is his major motivation.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Public sex or group sex with low people... You deserve better! Maybe an orgy with well-breaded people... But not all eyes deserve to see your beautiful body and the expressions of pleasure you make. This is his alone.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Oh, he loves giving and receiving oral sex. Doing it at the same time is one of his favorite positions, he finds it very very amusing and he has to keep focused to not cum super fast in your mouth while tongue-fucking your delicious cunt.   

But he prefers receiving, he loves to see you kneeled before him, pleading eyes tearing, mouth stuffed with his cock, his hand in your hair, tugging and guiding you like you were his toy. That's when he simply uses you. There are no worries about strategy, about pleasuring you or hurting you: he fucks your mouth without regard. You just drool and hum around him, happy to help, caressing his balls and grabbing his ass.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He pretty much mixes paces, but in general, he starts slow, eating you out for a long time, taking his time making you cum before he enters you. Then, only then he gives himself the luxury of being rough and accelerating his thrusts.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

It depends on your needs and, most importantly, on his agenda. If it would make you even more in love with him, more bonded to him, he will not hesitate to have you quickly. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Yes, he would experiment a lot, he would test every position available to human bodies until he knows you very well and learns what gives you more satisfaction. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Oh, he can go on pretty much forever. He stops when you can't go on anymore.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He likes ropes, riding crops, gags, feathers, and a lot of kinky stuff to awaken your senses and make you simp even more for him. He wants to ruin you to any other man or woman - not that he has any intention of letting you go away from his arms anyway.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He is a fucking tease. All the time. This is my biggest canon for him here. Really a tease. One day he can just wake up thinking that it's a good day to deny you to have orgasms and then he would make his goal to have you crazy with arousal and denying your release over and over again... Just because.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He is loud, he talks dirty, he laughs, he moans, just delicioussss

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Can be very yandere, very toxic. Can use your horniness against you in a blink of an eye. Can and will. Good luck!

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Hmm long and average thickness. Delicious, of course. Cervical orgasm deliverer. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He is ready for it at any time of the day. It doesn't mean he will try to have you all the time, but he would have you all the time. With some exceptions, when he is in a bad mood, like when someone is rude to you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He waits for you to fall asleep, he watches your rest, then he closes his eyes.

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[myfavouritelunatic]

Hii how are you, bestie? I was wondering, do you take requests? If yes, do you have spicy headcanons for Hal? 💁✨💜 tysm have a nice day!

Hello lovely!! I'm very good, I hope you're well also! 😘

I can absolutely take requests, yes!

Here are my spicy headcanons for Halbrand!

Warning: NSFW 18+

You know when Halbrand wants to have his way with you, because that small smirk will appear on his face, and his eyes will call you to him.

He likes to be the one in control. He will guide your body to wherever he wants to take you. Whether that be a bed, a wall, or his work bench at the smithy.

He loves to touch you, he craves it. His hands play your body like an instrument. Fingertips gliding across flesh, all over. He gropes your breasts, your ass, and he kisses you with a hand in your hair, pulling your mouth to his desperately.

But Halbrand also enjoys the moments he relinquishes control to you, commanding you to pleasure him how you see fit. His expressions are filled with desire as he watches you plant kisses all over his bare torso.

He likes it when you run your fingernails down his back, hard, almost drawing blood. There's something about the pain that brings him close to ecstasy.

He also has a penchant for whispering sweet nothings in your ear, teasing you with his words, his voice coated thick with lust as he tells you what he's about to do to you, sending a delicious tickle through your body right to your core.

The way Halbrand gasps when you take his hard length first in your hand, and then into your mouth, is heavenly. Sounds of unbridled pleasure echo from him loudly and drive you to keep up your movements.

And he's all about reciprocation of course. He wants to hear you moan because of him. His tongue and his lips upon your pussy make for an intense feeling that causes your body to react uncontrollably, and he loves how wet you are for him. He enjoys making circles with his tongue, tasting every part of you.

When the time comes to feel his length inside of you, he always adjusts your body so he can reach you the deepest. Once he finds that spot, and hears your cries, he picks up speed, thrusting until you almost pass out from the pleasure. His eyes are always fixed on you until the last possible moment, when they roll back in his head as he comes.

His moans are music to your ears. And the combination of that glorious sound and his hard and fast movements has you screaming in ecstasy as your climax rolls over you.

The two of you ride out your pleasure, covered in sweat and each others fluids. Halbrand will always want to be as close to you as possible once both your orgasms have ended, so you can come down and catch your breath together. He rests his forehead against your own, and sometimes he'll kiss you lazily, unable to keep himself from your lips.

Sometimes, depending on how messy things get, he'll lead you to the washroom afterwards and you'll both bathe clean in warm water, swapping quick romantic kisses, and splashing each other playfully.

If he's feeling cheeky, which is most of the time, he gets a kick out of touching your most sensitive areas post orgasm, when he knows you cannot handle it. You tremble against your will under his fingertips, and he laughs at you writhing beside him.

But sometimes, if the pleasure you gave him was too overwhelming, he'll just hold you gently, his arms around you. Halbrand gazes into your eyes, and you gaze back, his hazel irises glowing with affection for you.

This is his favourite way to fall asleep, wrapped up in you, the feel of your body his last sensation before slumber takes him.

This is my first time writing headcanons so I hope I hit the mark!

Thank you so much, @starlady66 for the ask!! ❤️

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[starlady66]

Tavern brawl (Halbrand x F! Elf! Reader)

Heyy babes!🌼✨

I find the lack of Halbrand fanfiction on hellsite disturbing, why is that? Well, anyway, I received this cute prompt from @lina-lovebug   (tysm babe! 💖💖) So here you go, some Halbrand fluff, enjoy!

Rated: +18, minors DNI

Summary: This prompt

Warnings: language!,teeth-rotting fluff, mentions of violence, a lil angst, Halbrand being lovely, I don't know

You were in that freaking numenorean cell. Even though you didn't do nothing wrong, that stupid people just thrown you at prison and they didn't even listened to you! The race of men indeed were falling apart...

And then you notice a human-like form lying on the back of the cell. It was certainly a man, for his shoulders were broad and his neck was covered in a stubble... You walk to him slowly, silently, and you can't look away. He is asleep, his chest rising and lowering at a tranquil pace, his lips just a little open. He is handsome in the way men can be handsome: a little rude in his forms, his strong bone structure, his messy hair, his beard... He is covered in dirt too, his hands stained with dark fluid - maybe blood? 

He looks nothing like your fianceé, Elrond Peredhel. You were promised to him years ago, your family, an elven but not very influential family, opted to ask the King if he could make this marriage happen. Gil-galad gladly helped, for he was very fond of your family and of Elrond, even if sometimes that didn't really show, behind all the pride and formalities. 

Elrond was such a gentleman, so polite, always so considerate with your opinions, with your thinking. You liked him very much... As a friend. 

Weeks ago, Elrond asked you for a kiss. It was a beautiful warm night, and you kissed him under the White Tree. He was radiant after, but your heart felt so heavy. He smiled, but you didn't feel like you liked him in that way...

You were so sad after all that.

And now you were there, in a fucking numenorean cell, because of a ridiculous fight you had at the tavern. You sigh and keep studying the stranger's face, his body, while he sleeps. The smooth hair that appears under the open collar of his shirt. His rough hands and dirty cheeks.

You lose track of time. It is day again, and the sunlight that enters by a little window on the other side of the room wakes him up. He looks at you with only one eye open, voice raw from sleepiness.

- Who are you?

- I'm y/n. And you?

- Halbrand. 

He gets up and stretches, his shirt going a little up to his belly button. You can't help but stare at his form and at the morning bulge in his pants and he notices, remarking with a smirk:

- Like what you see?

You blink. You are no girl, you could be twice his grandma if you were human.

But, you did like what you saw.

- Are you always so charming, Halbrand?

- Are you always so obvious in your attraction? 

- Who says I'm attracted to you?

He laughs and you can't help but look away from that handsome face.

- Darling, you can't stop staring. I'm starting to think I'm in danger here with you. Should I ask the guards to put me in another cell?

You sigh. He is a pain in the ass. 

But it's fun.

Humans are fun. Humans are fucking fun, and that's why you got on that tavern brawl. You were so tired of being so well behaved, to being so tidy and calm and shit. When you just hit that moron on the face, it felt so liberating...

You decided to stay in Númenor a little longer.

You look at Halbrand's face and laugh.

Then, you just start talking about why you were there, and conversation just flows easily. He's so charming, with an edge in his humour that is very unpredictable. So different from your fianceé... Not that you didn't like Elrond, but... Maybe, you just wanted to know other things, to experiment a little bit before commiting with someone for eternity...

Halbrand and you talked the whole day. You ended up sitting side by side and exchanging little secrets, talking about deceptions and fears. When the day was ending, he was glued to you, head on your shoulder. Your fingers running through his dirty locks, breathing in the smell of his body. 

Humans smell different from elves. 

Humans are softer. Warmer.

Hairier.

You keep thinking nonsensical things about him, when you notice he is asleep. 

Once again you keep awake, staring at him the whole night.

By dawn, the guards come to get him. He is gonna be released. You feel so sad, but it makes no sense.

You want so much to spend more time with him.

You crave these little exchanges. 

He smiles at you, sweetily now, still on the floor by your side, and whispers:

- I'll see you outside. I'll make them release you soon. And then we can have some real fun. I promise you, pointy ears.

You feel your eyes filling with tears. He shushes you, cupping your face and drying the tears that fall. Then... Then time stands still.

He kisses you, his rough lips slowly caressing yours, thumb running on your cheek. 

- See you outside, pointy ears.

- See you outside, hairy man.

You stay there, staring at him while he goes away, heart thumping, tears falling free.

You like him so much.

You can't wait to be free.

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[starlady66]

hiii ppl! Teeny tiny festive Halbrand headcanons, for @veladelibrr

tysm baby!!!

- very bitchy, holds grudges 

- will never forget that one time you said something rude about him

- maybe will bring it up again when you are arguing about some non-related thing

- oh but he can be so cute

- he just needs to be courted like a virgin damsel

- he won't chase you, but will try to make you chase him

hope u like it!!!

[starlady66]

Sorry to hear you’re having an anxious day!

Would asking you to share some Halbrand/Sauron headcanons help? Sweet or spicy, your choice 😊

hiiii babyy tysm, u r lovely okay! it does help <3

I'm thinking thots hehehe about human!Halbrand taking care of his queen of the Southlands in a bad day (ohhhh my)

He would clear his schedule if she was feeling bad and would just take her to a ride. They would eat something by the woods, under the shadow of the trees, and he would be all hugsy and would feed her and hugh her from behind and murmur filthy things in her ear cause yk he is Halbrand

Hal would then bathe together with her on the large tin, helping her wash her hair and back, massaging her shoulders... Just being cute and sexy. Then, they would have dinner in the hall, together with everybody, and the queen would be feeling a bit better indeed :)

[athenaderiva]

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