"Do you...want to form an alliance, with me?" @halemedicrn
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"Do you...want to form an alliance, with me?" @halemedicrn
Marney & Nico - Main
Send “✆” for a MORNING text. [sms: fav minion] Stopping by the ED to drop something off to Iggy. I've got your coffee in hand; you can pick it up when you stop here. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. [sms: fav minion] I'm so sorry you've been dealt shit by your family. I've never wanted kids, didn't have them, and got divorced because I wouldn't do the whole Suzie homemaker shit, but if I had to have had them. I'm glad to be looking out for you three.
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[sms: fav minion] Hey are things alright, hon? Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. [sms: fav minion] Hey! Are you off? I'm running around today; would you be able to pick up my meal-prep from the cutie at the diner? I've left like $200 on the counter. Keep the change. Send “&” for a LOVING text. [sms: fav minion] Hey Sweetie, I'm running around all day today, but do you want to grab lunch or dinner? Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. [sms: fav minion] So let me get this straight, they're still living in that trailer today? Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. [sms: fav minion] Sorry kid, not taking PTO on this one. James is here for Thanksgiving; Iggy, you'll see Christmas, and Henry's there for New Year's. Chris is headed to his parents, so I'm holding down the fort this deployment. We'll face time for some of the holidays! I've sent home Christmas presents for y'all.
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Henry & Nico - Main
Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. [sms:nicklehead] What uh, what type of shit is your brother into? Like favorite shit? You should know something. I was trying to put something together before I left, but Igs is too much in a panic for me to ask her anything. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. [sms:nicklehead] Tell your brother to get his ass back here. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. [sms:nicklehead] Asshole, watching movies above the bar, still room for two more. [image sent] Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. [sms:nicklehead] I know you're all busy having family time haha. Return your brother like now nicklehead. I've got four days left, or I'm going to pull your mattress into the yard. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. [sms:nicklehead] Heard there's a chef making house calls for you, what uh...what is that? Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. [sms:nicklehead] Beck, it's like now that I know all three of them...they're genetically brats. I just saw Igraine stick her fucking tongue out at one of our commanding officers behind his back. Sterling's fucking no better, and I'm not sure about Nico yet, but there is clearly a long line of brathood. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. [sms:nicklehead] Hey..if we don't make it home man. Take care of yourself, man. Uh, I wasted a lot of time doing shit half-assed and not stepping up for a lot of people. Didn't tell them shit when I should have. If you like this guy, man fucking say it and say it with your chest...don't live to regret it.
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Marney & Sterling - Main
Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. [sms: fav employee 1] Honey, has Henry not explained yet that I run a tight ship? Nothing goes on without me seeing it or hearing about it from all of my dumbasses, and now you are one of my dumbasses. So I'll put you on the phone tree with the others for updates. Hiding shit never works. [message not sent] [sms: FDE] Honey, I've put you on the call tree with the other family members in the unit. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. [sms: FDE] Iggy looks less like a nun. Bless you, but get your ass here now. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. [sms: FDE] Listen here, if you are the two who fucked against my magnolia tree, you shook off all of my flowers, and now I have to kill you. I can't even demote you as my unfavorite employee. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. [sms: FDE] Oliver. Head to your break now. I've got twenty minutes without the gaggle of idiots up my ass. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. [sms: FDE] God kid, can you just give him a call? He's fucking moping around, and I need his head in the game. Even James can't get him to crack a smile. I'll lock him in the humvee for privacy. I don't give a rat's ass at this point if I'm breaking protocol.
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Beck & Sterling - Triple H
Send “✆” for a MORNING text. [sms: sterle] You and Henry were loud last night. I understand you're enthusiastic about your sleepovers. Turn the coffee pot on next time for me as payback for sleeping with my music on. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. [sms: sterle] I've locked myself in the bathroom at work. I just can't do it right now. I missed Henry's phone call, and all I'm getting is voicemail, and I just really need to hear his voice. No one else understands this feeling. I just can't stop crying. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. [sms: sterle] Divas, I gotta know how this new closet is being organized between the three of you when I can barely fit mine into one. The only good thing about you two going to live with Willow is that I'm getting another closet. Send “@” for a SCARED text. [sms: sterle] Hey! Please answer. Henry's superior, Briggs, called. He said they aren't going to be recovered? What the fuck is going on? Please pick up. Send “&” for a LOVING text. [sms: sterle] I'm really glad to know you. Thank you for being my family in all of this. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. [sms: sterle] If we don't hear from them soon...I have letters from Iggy and Henry in case something happens. I don't want to have to give them to you, hon. But I made a promise...
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Beck & Sterling - Main
Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. [sms:sterle] Hey, uh, weird, but I think we need to talk. I know you're sleeping with my twin (he just gave me a look, and like you know, twin telepathy shit). He's an adult, yeah, but like he's sensitive, and this is so quick, and yeah, deployment speeds everything up; that's why the military has a stereotype. But can you not hurt him?? [message deleted] [sms: sterle] Hey, would you be okay meeting up for coffee? Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. [sms:sterle] Have a date tonight, won't be home. Don't forget to lock the second door to the bar. love ya! Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. [sms:sterle] I know Henry said to take over for annoying me, but did you have to drink the last of the coffee? I'm swinging down to the ED. I expect a shitty work coffee as a replacement. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. [sms:sterle] Why isn't there a sad emoji with sunglasses? I want to show that I'm sad, but I'm still cool. Send “@” for a SCARED text. [sms:sterle] Jesus is Dylan on a bit of a warpath today. Is your charge nurse okay? Maybe think about getting her some flowers or something. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. [sms: sterle] Hey I picked up those tickets for us! I'll knock on the door in the afternoon to wake you up and then we'll head to the concert. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. [sms: sterle] Could you come back to the apartment, please? I can't wait here alone.
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Henry & Sterling Triple H
Send “✆” for a MORNING text. [sms: silver] Hey, do you know where my Ozzy t-shirt went, or are you two squirreling away all of my shit before I leave? Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. [sms:silver] Doesn't our girl look so good? [image insert] Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. [sms:silver] Hey, uh...did your fucking cousin get engaged and just not tell anyone? There's a ring on her dog tags, man. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. [sms: silver] Three orange cat energy is NOT what the doctor called for today, okay? I'm going to need you to take your level from a ten and bring it to like a five. Send “@” for a SCARED text. [sms:silver] Hey, bad night at the bar, one of my guys hurt himself. Taking him up to the VA myself. Won't be home tonight, he's in such bad shape. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. [sms:silver] Check out these fucking cats, man. Igs has been feeding them. Think they'll let me bring one home? [image insert] Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. [sms:silver] Should I just say fuck it and get his name engraved too? Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. [sms: silver] It's fucking lonely in this goddamn holding room. It's been five hours. They're taking us all in for questioning to see who broke the command. It's bullshit, and they know it. They're just mad they didn't bury us.
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Henry & Sterling - Main
Send “✆” for a MORNING text. [sms: silver] I'm bringing you coffee up to the ED. Can I steal you for three minutes to talk. I know you're busy. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. [sms: silver] fuck silver, this is a bad idea for you being with me, but I'm a selfish fucking bastard, and I know it, and I'm trying so hard to feel anything after everything. This is the closest I've come to feeling something in a long time. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. [sms: silver] can't talk, getting the newest physical. Come over later? Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. [sms:silver] fuck Its more than sex, Sterling. please. I'm sorry. I'm an asshole. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. [sms: silver] If you keep looking at me over there, we're going up to one of the rooms and then everyone will know. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. [sms: silver] Thinking about you again. Miss you. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. [sms: silver] So I see it was a big fuck you today, didn't wake me up, left for work without a kiss, don't worry about me. Let me know when I'm back in your good graces. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. [sms: silver] Vanilla milkshake or chocolate? Send “@” for a SCARED text. [sms: silver] babe, they won't tell us anything, we're not 'immediate' family, but Marney went back there as her superior. They're not sure if they can save the leg. I don't know what the fuck to do anymore. I'm fucking dusty, and they've given me four breathing treatments to get me to stop hacking. Send “&” for a LOVING text. [sms: silver] a little distance isn't going to stop me from wanting you. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. [sms: silver] Babe, how exactly did you lose your hearing in one ear? Igs told me she couldn't say anything. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. [sms: silver] I'm outside the apartment dickhead. Look out the window. Happy new years. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. [sms: silver] Beck please go look down in the ED. Just make sure he's fine? You're the only one I trust with this. Come on if I can't trust my own twin, what is this world coming too. Love you, I miss you. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text [sms: silver] everything just feels like it's closing in right now, I just wish you were here. We'll all be fit to travel soon, but god it's not quick enough.
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