hello lovelies! i'm home sweet home (or ireland the shithole) and i'm in a foul mood cause i had to go to school at 7am today and nobody wants to talk to me about the con and i'm like fuck you and everything you love
ok anyway on the friday i left my house at 10:30am and had a great airport experience (man i fucking love airports) but a terrible shitty bus driver from the heathrow airport to our hotel (i went with my pops) with charging us 50p extra each, who the fuck pays £4.50 for a 10mins journey that you're not allowed walk to, us thats who, and he thought it'd be a fabulous idea to stop for 20mins and have a chat on a walkie talkie and oh man i was angry
but then
i saw jessica sitting outside and we did the dramatic running-at-each-other-moment-in-airports-but-it's-actually-outside-a-hotel and well we like cried a little and lemme tell you
jessica's accent is the cutest and she's fucking tiny and so cute and sweet and sarcastic and man i fell just a little in love with her
we queued for three and a half hours for registration and buying the photo ops/extra autographs and this was my first con so i wasn't expecting for us to move like 10ft every 45 mins
but at registration jessica and i only had each other and i kinda creeped myself out by noticing tumblr people but they didn't know me (?) and yeah i kinda freaking out over them and jessica was just staring at me like 'wut' half the time but
then we joined the buying shit queue and some girl who turned out to be lovely, lovely jess started laughing at something i said to jessica and sat down with us and brought her amazing so sweet clique and man we made great friends in that queue
so i bought a keahu, tyler photo and a split photo of jr with jessica and the extra autographs
(lemme tell you i've fallen in love with jr like it's becoming an obsession like my faves are now : dylan, jr and crystal and man that's a big fucking deal like holy shit)
and we then went to the hunter or the hunted disco and it was shit and it was full of awkward dancing teenagers and it was horrible but then me and jessica started messing around and slowly but surely i had the whole left side of the room on the dance floor and they were dancing like fucking crazy people
that's where i met tim (her accent and her hair mm so cute and sweet)
and one girl stopped me and looked me dead in the eye and told me my costume was fucking amazing and said i looked like i was from got (i was dressed as a viking/celtic warrior) and was gushing and i was gushing at her and her gorgeous purple hair and there was a lot of gushing.
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we couldn't stop laughing and we fail at life
then on saturday we got up at 7am and we had so much food mmm yeah and then we went to the opening ceremony and all that jazz and i'm pretty sure jessica started crying when she saw tyler and man i got a bit misty eyed when i saw melissa man i just love her
then we went and got our photos and i was cosplayed as erica btw
and i was like shitting myself and i wanted to ask him if we could have done his signature pose but my mind went blank and i didn't know what to do and i just grinned and like said hello and shook his strong and veiny gorgeous arms and died a little inside and man i cuddled in close and i cried a little on the inside
him; you're meant to be erica, right yeah?
me; yeah i am
him; you look good [grins]
me; [screams internally] thank you
i hate my photo with tyler so i won't show you yes ok
and shit then had to leave and jessica got hers with him and was shaking and almost crying when she got out and was all over the place it was hilarious but understandable
then i spent like the last of my money on a melissa photo cause i just fucking love her so much [blubbers]
and yeah we got our photo with jr and he was so tan and sweet and i think i was like ready to lick.
i don't think i'm more attracted to an actor from tw than him besides dylan obvs but man it was so attempting to ask for arms around me hug pose thing but jessica was cock blocking but it was a beautiful photo non the less
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i was the most nervous for melissa and i asked for a hug and she acted all surprised as if it was ever a question and she gave me one and i really cried and man fuck me i love her
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i look fucking horrible and tubby in that but i don't care ok i just don't care
anyway after all that we had to line up for autographs and man they took forever but i was bummed out a bit cause only my jr and tyler photos were printed so i could only get them signed but whatevs
and then that night we dressed up for the myths, legends and fairy tales night
and i went as the goddess of anger and jessica went as a nymph
holy fuck
i didn't think i looked that good but holy shit everynody said the nicest sweetest and craziest things to me and man holy shit it blew my mind
and joy, this gorgeous model ready beauty ran up to me, having never spoken before and shouted that 'i was one of the most beautiful girls she's ever seen in her life'
and she made my night so joy if you're reading this wow i love you ok
then at 1am we went to bed and got up at 4am for tyler's coffee lounge and i was to be gone before 1pm so i wasn't there to get my tickets but there for jessica and we made the greatest friends ever omg
sophie and her cute little buzzing sister naomi and holy shit they were nicest cutest loveiest people and i just fell a little in love with them
but jESSICA GOT HER TICKET FOR TYLER AND I NEARLY SCREAMED AT HER AND I WAS SO FUCKING HAPPY FOR HER [fist pump]
but then i had to leave cause first con and all so we thought fri and sat was where the guests where there and sun everybody went home apparently not but i'll know for next time and i will get my coffee lounge so yeah go me
and i have the con blues/depression like sophie said i would and man i just love them both mmmmmhmmmmmmm
so imma sulk until my dad feels pity on me and allows me to go to the next one next july
ok
this had been my first con experience and it was of the best times of my life ok
