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halfkree replied to your post “Today at the thrift store...”

???????? Sounds like you found a vintage fossilized fuck boy my dude congrats

Put him back in the ground.

halfkree replied to your post “My Dorfy Dorf passed away”

I'm sorry! :( Love to you and your family. I know we don't talk much but if you need an ear I'll be around.

thank you that means a lot

@halfkree it is entirely exhausting esp bc this program is something that I've been working on since tuesday of last week and I've been up until 2-3am for at least 3 days in a row and my professor granted me a 2 day extension to fix the project and submit it today so it's definitely been a pain in my side for a long while now thank you !!!

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halfkree replied to your post:What is it about me that just screams to men “Hey!...

Who is this terrible person ??????????

We met last week and he seemed like a nice normal person I could be friends with. But apparently he is the worst. We texted a bit today and he called me tonight then immediately started railing against his abusive ex wife, his meth addict parents, his mom’s “sluttiness”, his grandpa who he didn’t know wasn’t his actual dad until a few years ago (he’s almost 30, btw), his stupid coworkers, and his stupid old high school principal. Then he started telling me about all his illnesses (his Crohn’s disease, his wheat allergy, his OCD, his mental illness, his Klinefelter syndrome, his sterility...) and his history with testosterone injections.

I said like a dozen words that whole time? But I didn’t want to be rude so I couldn’t just say GOTTA GO BYE. Until he got homophobic and I told him to go fuck himself and hung up.

THIS HAS BEEN A WEIRD NIGHT.

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