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The Greatest Halftime Football Speech I Never Remembered Saying

You can be great or have greatness thrust upon you. However, you can also awkwardly trip over greatness without ever realizing what made you fall in the first place. Either way, you'll get reminded of it forever.

It’s fall semester of my son’s eighth grade year.  I coach his youth football team’s offensive line.  Several other player’s dads comprise the remainder of the coaching staff.  My son and I joined this team a season ago.  Since 7 years of age, I coached his football teams in some capacity. This will be the final football season coaching my son.   Next year he and his teammates will progress to…

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“Those Who Can’t” Shows The Exact Opposite of an Inspirational Half Time Speech

The literally game changing halftime speech is a requirement for all sports movie.

When it comes to a satirical series following HS teachers barely getting by, the halftime speech probably doesn’t get a team riled up at all. 

Watch such a speech from Those Who Can’t’s Andy Fairbell.

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For All of You Who Want to Keep Losing Out There, Katie Nolan Has an Inspirational Coach Speech for You

Katie Nolan has an inspirational speech, delivered like all your favorite sports and TV movie coach speeches, to inspire losers the world round to keep losing if that’s your goal for some reason.

It’s mostly intended for the 3-13 Cleveland Browns, but it really could apply to any sort of career loser.

Watch her timeless words for those who prefer take a dive as opposed to accomplishing anything of merit on Garbage Time here.

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Shia LaBeoud with the halftime speech to end all halftime speeches...followed by the perfect slow clap