If you tell me that the Derek Hale X Jordan Parrish ship is not called “Halish”, I will be deeply disappointed…

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If you tell me that the Derek Hale X Jordan Parrish ship is not called “Halish”, I will be deeply disappointed…
#Pressplay the end is the best part s/o to all my #Jewish brothers love y'all. #halish
Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Mature Words: 9,307 Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Danny Mahealani/Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale/Jordan Parrish Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Danny Mahealani, Derek Hale, Deputy Jordan Parrish, Sheriff Stilinski, Scott McCall, Lydia Martin, Kira Yukimura, Isaac Lahey, Cora Hale, Alan Deaton, Melissa McCall Additional Tags: Age Regression/De-Aging, Toddlers, De-Aged Derek, Kidnapping, Witches, Magical Stiles Stilinski, Magical Danny Mahealani, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Post-Season/Series 03B, Light Angst, Mostly Fluff Summary:
"It's a short story," Danny tells Jordan. "My idiot boyfriend antagonized a crazy witch. Your idiot boyfriend jumped in front of the spell."
One angry witch + Stiles' mouthy streak + Derek's martyr complex = Derek Hale, age four and a half.
"Nobody is going to miss you"
"I'll miss you if you go."