Ok, American people, I’ve decided that we should just skip Thanksgiving. There’s already Xmas and holiday stuff out. No one cares about Thanksgiving really. It’s also a holiday that skirts over how much white people suck. So, let’s combine the part we like...the food part...with Halloween. Halloween is traditionally to mark the end of the Harvest season. There should be a meal. So next year...Halloween dinner...everyone come in costume, eat some Turkey, watch a scary movie. Sorted. Then you have two months to prepare yourselves for your winter holiday of choice. AND this way, you only have to see that relative you don’t like once. I mean, do you really want to see them in Nov and then again in Dec?? No. You don’t. You’ll save on cooking and travel expenses. It makes much more sense. It’s a great idea. Let’s do it.
