#halspeaks

[gregorsamza]

A singular drop of water just made a phone call

[halexodus]

ʜᴀʟ ꜱᴛʀɪᴅᴇʀ 𝕂𝔼𝔼ℙ 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕀𝕍𝔼. (Art in the center by us, @xcaligulas on Twitter. Ask before use.)

[gregorsamza]

sorry for getting a hard on I saw the way the sunlight reflected on ur plate and it reminded me of the holy light that seeps into my skin when your hands knit my skin together. Healign me for 1d8 damage

[gregorsamza]

the devious insect just started a shadowberry factory

[gregorsamza]

[gregorsamza]

Sacrificial sheep but it’s like really into the whole sacrifice thing and it keeps going “pleaaase can we sacrifice me today” and you have to keep telling the sheep we don’t do that anymore and it’s getting more and more clear this is sexually frustrating for the sheep. Or something

[gregorsamza]

omg is that a zweihänder in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Oh owch ow fuck dude why the fuck - OW. why did you put that in your pocket how did you even do that, get that shit out of your pocket

[gregorsamza]

climbing is fun but watch out for the Nefarious Bee