#hamanon

[darlingmissmoth]

*extremely cruddy text to speech*

N U T

NUT

[darlingmissmoth]

Ham anon here, my boyfriend insists on continuing this ham yeeting adventure, this time with shitty deli ham at my bazongas

You're so brave and strong to deal with these things, HamAnon. So brave... I wish you much luck.

[darlingmissmoth]

Even in Wisconsin my voluptuous mommy milkers are getting hamsniped

F to you HamAnon.... F to you...

[darlingmissmoth]

Hamanon here I'm glad you enjoy my bazongas getting hammed, call it hamtiting

HAMTITING

I'M FUCKIN WHEEZING

I love you, HamAnon, thank you 💗

[darlingmissmoth]

Hi this is hamanon I told my boyfriend about the question and now he says hes gonna throw ham at my boobs everyday

Holy shit I can't believe this

I'm so sorry for your ham loss. I hope your tiddy survive.

Godspeed HamAnon.

[darlingmissmoth]

Hi ham anon here, I asked my boyfriend if we could get ham AND HE THREW HAM AT MY BOOB, I know this isn't in my normal format but I thought I'd share

HamAnon, I don't care if this is "your normal format" that is fucking hilarious and I am so fucking glad that you told me about that.

What an amazing thing to wake up to.

[darlingmissmoth]

Hamanon is not weird, m e a n

You have an obsession with ham

Hence the name HamAnon

You are weird

You're not a freak like that pushy shipper or whoever asked me if Pega was single, but you are weird

[darlingmissmoth]

Please give me ham

You are weird

Uh I'm not fond of ham too much so no, I don't have any. Nor can I give any because of this.

I am so sorry HamAnon.... I have failed you....