#hamilton convo

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Hamilton: How long have u known

Eliza: A month or so

Hamilton: *panics* Eliza u should've told me

Eliza: Well if I told you Laurens had fallen for u then we wouldn't even have Philip in the first place anyway you deserve a chance to meet your son

Hamilton: WAIT HE LOVES ME BACK?!

Eliza: *BURN INTENSIFIES*

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Laurens: I can't think of ways on how much I wanted to tell you that I'm gay for you

Hamilton: ...

Gay as in gay?

or gay as in happy?

Laurens: ...both but very much likely the first but since you've already got a wife so it's most likey 50 50

Hamilton: /blushes/ umm thanks??

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"Thomas Jefferson was the inventor of the swivel chair, and George Washington was not a big fan of it."

Washington: What is what, Alexander?

Hamilton: /stands up/ Sir, I was thinking that---

Jefferson: Oh my god /turns around facing the wall/

Hamilton: Umm...?

Jefferson: Ain't nobody got time for this /swirls around and rolls away/

Madison: /chases Jefferson/

Hamilton: /looks at Washington/ Sir---

Washington: /eyes wide open/ I.NEED.A.BREAK.

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Jelly Beans

James Madison: /hands Hamilton a tiny box/

Alexander Hamilton:

Mr. Vice President

Mr. Madison

Senator Burr

What is this?

Aaron Burr: A token of our gratitude

Alexander Hamilton: Beans?

Thomas Jefferson: Not just ANY beans, it's JELLY BEANS

Alexander Hamilton: /reads the box out loud/ BeanBoozled...Jelly Beans?

Jefferson, Madison, Burr: Um, yes

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HEATHERS: HONEY WHATCHU WAITING FOR

AARON BURR: HAMILTON'S DEATH

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yo what time is it

Laurens: SHOWTIME SHOWTIME WOOH

*plays electric guitar in full volume*

WE WINNIN' THIS THANG

Hamilton:

Lafayette:

Mulligan:

YO LETS GET THIS GUY IN FRONT OF A CROWD

WE GONNA BE FAMOUS