#haminteraction

[lcb-hamlet]

Hey I heard that something's going on, What's...

...Aw, fuckin' hell.

- @catwalkoffice-fixerkath

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[lcb-hamlet]

Hello Hamlet! How are you? Getting into any trouble?

Oh! hiiii! ☆♪☆♪

Trouble? Um, I’ve been trying to avoid it. I’m in District 23 right now, see? So, um, well…

I’m scared the chefs here are going to find out my name and start getting ideas! Ever since I was a kid everyone’s been telling me that the chefs in 23 are going to want to eat me all up because of my name! It sounds too tasty!

I’m trying to be sneaky right now. ;(>~<) I’m hiding behind my coworkers…

[lcb-hamlet]

Aftermath

//Making a new thread because the previous one was getting really long asdjfjickho

Hamlet’s voice comes out weakly and tiredly.

Water…? Yes, please… urgh… I don’t… feel like myself…

@austere-without-an-end @catwalkoffice-fixerkath

[lcb-hamlet]

You're that person that distorted right? We don't know eachother but I'm a friend of Kath's and so I decided to do a little homework of my own, hope ya don't mind. I just felt guilty I couldn't help as much as I wish I could so I thought I'd check in. Distortion can take a lot out of you, and I'm willing to help as a member of an office focused on abnormalities and distortions since they have a surprising amount of overlap! (Just don't tell my manager I'm doing free stuff). -🪻

@silverbranchoffice

Hm? Oh! Hiiiiiii! I’m Hamlet! And I did Distort, I think, but, um. I don’t remember anything about it. All I know is that some lady named “Carmen” had to do with it. : (

@silverbranchoffice

[lcb-hamlet]

Top 10 Hamlet moments perchance?

Perhaps if I entertain her nonsense she’ll eventually decide to leave me alone…

Ten: That time he got a brain freeze from an ice cream sandwich.

Nine: The adorable plays he puts on with his stuffed animals.

Eight: Any time he enjoys food- so cute

Seven: Watching him chat with his animal-eared friends.

Six: Err…

Five: I am… not much of a list maker.

One: When he tells me how much he loves and adores me.

[lcb-hamlet]

Teehee. Feeling uncertain? Good.

I have faith you'll become whole again.

You-

Why have you done… whatever it is you have done to me?!!

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!

Ican’tthinkstraighteverythingisgoingican’t-

You’re going to ruin everything!

I HATE YOU!!!

[lcb-hamlet]

To Hamlet:

How have your experiences with my children been? (Abnormalities)

If you give em some tender love and care you can probably scooch by a good bit of them. (Attachment and Instinct)

Oh! Hi! Who are you again? I forgot.

//It seems someone isn’t as in control of his memory altering abilities as he thinks he is…

Anyways, miss, I’ve been having a very very hard time getting along with abnormalities

:((((((

One of them got in my mouth and hurt me a lot and killed me! And another made me so sad, so sad, so sad that I ended up stuck lying down and couldn’t get up because I was so sad. It even made Daddy sad!

I met a birdie that thinks a lot like me though. It pecked me a lot because I’ve been a bad boy but I deserved it so it was alright. I asked the bird if it needed pecking too in case it had ever been a bad bird. It seemed really confused about that.

[lcb-hamlet]

👀

…What do you want, woman? Sighs