ping , for Hamlet ( @divinely-wrought ) !
@divinely-wrought
Send “ping” for my muse to throw something at yours in order to get their attention.
"Ow-"
Feste instinctively winced as what appeared to be an orange segment, of all things, landed a shot directly between his eyes, brushing his lips with a faint sweetness as it fell.
"Thank you for that, Your Highness. Anything else?" He replied, feigning a smirk. "I could throw myself out the window for you if you like?"
Certainly wasn't the first time some bratty Royal bastard had lobbed something at him...













