#hamlet replies

[theprincehamlet]

Bro, you'll never be as cool as Laertes, he's a great swordsman, his dad is alive AND hes allowed leave Elsinore

MEAN TO ME!! is dying in the arms of your lover not enough for the tumblrians??!?!?!????!! i thought they LOVED dying in the arms of your lover!!! Great swordsman my ass, there's a million ways to kill me and a poisoned blade is so stupid. grrrrr.. it's STUPID! WHO CARES IF HIS DAD IS ALIVE mine is a GHOST burning his sins off IN HELL! which is where YOURE GOING. SOON.

@/Laertes don't look, we can still be chill

[theprincehamlet]

Alright, what do you want to watch? We can put on something comedical, historical, pastorical, tragical, historical-tragical, comedic-pastoral, historical-comedical-pastorical, pastorical-tragical-comedic...oh, and Marvel movies. We have a bunch of those.

Hamlets movie night rotation

Legally Blonde

Easy A

The Craft

Mall rats

Dogma

Jenifer's Body

The devil wears prada

Legally Blonde 2 red white and blonde

Ending at 8 because that's my favorite number. This is the correct order and the best rotation ever. Don't care what anyone else thinks they're all wrong and deluded and their lives are trite.

[theprincehamlet]

You should see about a crocodile for your menagerie.

Umm, if I had to describe it...it's shaped like itself, it's about as wide as it has breadth, and it's as high as it is. It moves by its own organs, it eats what nourishes it, and then transmigrates the elements.

It's its own color and its tears are wet. Hear they're all the rage in Egypt.

i think you people are just lying to me now no creature like that could be real. unheard of.

[theprincehamlet]

Dude will you plz stop fouling your stockings? They're all ungartered and down-gyved to the ankle it makes you look so piteous in purport as though you had been loosed from Hell.

Tempted are you? Does my visage warrant all this commentary and staring? Maybe some of us like catching the eyes of all, I want to be watched while I dance.

[theprincehamlet]

Hey, remember in Act 1 scene 1 where the ghost shows up and Marcellus and Barnardo are like "Thou art a scholar. Speak to it, Horatio"?

Having been to college yourself, can you confirm that a degree makes you better at speaking to ghosts?

Th e first thing the happens when you go to college is they put you in a dark room and summon various ghosts and ghouls. you Are not allowed to leave until you get a passing grade in communication with the spirits, that is because this is how you turn in assignments , through the Ghouls. Yes.

[theprincehamlet]

hey hammy happy pride

And a happy pride month to you as well, I find myself in misery still, wallowing when I should be celebrating. This pride month get your co-dependent bisexual a gift he can really enjoy, a dead uncle! enjoy your month dear

[theprincehamlet]

Hey, I heard that when Scotland's king was treacherously murdered, there were storms and owls killing hawks and some horses ate a dude. Does it mean anything if that didn't happen for your Dad?

scotlands king was aura farming my father is chill as fuck

[theprincehamlet]

i’m writing u and ur bf fanfiction btw 🤍 any requests

Us back at college please I miss those days so much, this family fucking sucks, also I wanna top.