#hammcnd

[sprynonagenarian]

"I'm Not Falling Asleep" - Andy Shauf

send me song recs and i’ll respond with:

couldn’t listen all the way through | not my thing | it’s okay | kinda catchy | ok i really like this | downloading immediately | already in my library

[ofircn-blog]

hammcnd.

❝    i think i’ve just found someone         who parties HARDER than ME.     ❞

[dontwanttokillanyone-blog]

hammcnd

"Sorry I'm late. There was a thing that I had to do." It was why he was showing up fifteen minutes late with his face still covered in soot, and his very iconic uniform hidden beneath his street clothes. He did not like how often he was being called away from Washington, and from TJ, but it was a part of his job, and unless he found another option, it would be that way for a long while. "This isn't a, surprise meet the family thing cause if it is I can go change so I don't smell like I just rolled out of a burning building." Which he had.

[impcssiblyarchive-blog]

( hammcnd. )

“Where we going? Would a passport be irrelevant?”

❛ YEP. TOTALLY IRRELEVANT. Don’t NEED a passport    for cocktails on the MOON. ❜

[cxptisanarchive]

&& hammcnd

There was a reason he'd stayed in Jackson any time his work went on display; he hated interacting with people. He hated having to stand there and talk to people about his inspiration, about what he was thinking he painted it. And he hated the fact that it meant going to the one city he'd told himself he'd never return to. The men in black were bound to know he was there and soon they would find him and ask him all the questions he'd ran from in the first place. Grant just had to hope that they wouldn't show up at this party. He didn't want to be there, after all. His damn agent said he had to be and had even gone so far as to book the plane ticket. There was no way he was getting out of it and he was certain it showed just how uncomfortable he was.

Another waiter meant another glass of whatever alcohol they were serving. It was the only way he felt like he could survive the rest of the night. He considered himself lucky that most of the people that came up to him were only there to compliment him on his work. Grant knew if they actually tried to talk to him about the painting of the Tetons he was standing in front of he'd probably just trip over his words. One or two word sentences were about all he could handle at the moment. Though knowing his luck someone was going to walk up to him and ask all about his work. And then he'd actually have to converse with them. Maybe if he looked like he was bored they wouldn't bother him.

[brooklyncap-blog]

hammcnd signed away their soul to me

             ❝ Are you okay? You look like you’re                                               going to pass out... ❞

[brooklyncap-blog]

hammcnd replied to your post:you can pick: sam and steve, clint and tasha,...

[yes. #blessed pls and thank u. bucky just grumping around in increasingly larger numbers of sweaters until someone else (STEVE) turns the heat up to his liking]

OMG YES like bucky would be the residential sweater thief like “have u seen my sweater?” “it’s probably on bucky”

[brooklyncap-blog]

you can pick: sam and steve, clint and tasha, steve and tasha, or steve nat sam and bucky all sharing an apartment (aka sorta just domestic union status)

meme: married life ( no longer accepting! )STEVE NAT SAM BUCKY LIVING TOGETHER U ARE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR FRIEND

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor: bucky is probably the least domesticated out of all of them. the rest of them are always tripping over boxers he’s just left on the floor forgets to run the dish washer: they probably divvy up cleaning duty annnnd they are all probably guilty of forgetting once or twice, but no one is guilty of forgetting it all the timepumps gas for the car: natasha because like 4 adult people packed into a car and “you do it” “i don’t wanna move man i just got comfy with your elbow in my ribs” “it’s cold though” “just do it and i’ll warm you up baby” “what in the car?” “yeah in the car” “you’re not having sex in the---” cue natasha just getting out and doing it herself loldrives when they’re going somewhere: STEVE. BECAUSE HE IS PAPA BEARrearranges the furniture: SAM but no one ever agrees on where the furniture should go so it gets rearranged like twice a monthfalls asleep with the TV on: BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE all 4 of them planning on a movie marathon but they’re all dog tired and don’t make it to the 2nd movie and nat’s leaning and drooling on steve’s shoulder, sam’s head is in natasha’s lap and bucky is on the floor sleeping against steve’s thighgets to use the bathroom first: steve, and if not steve, sam, because they are the earliest of risers. BUT. it’s an unspoken thing that they all make their showers short and not too hot, because bucky’s always last into the shower but cold showers are bad for him, so they all save the hot water for him xD decides the temperature for the ac/heater: STEVE. BC PAPA BEAR AGAIN. tbh i don’t think they’re all that fussed. as long as it’s comfortable. bucky and steve usually get to decide what the heat should be, because cold is not goodsets up holiday decorations: STEVE. and probably sam.leaves the lights on: IN SEX? they’re probably always on idk unless they start in the dark and can’t be bothered.uses the bathroom with the door open: THE BOYS. natasha is DONE.fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber): again, the boys probably TRY and then it’s probably natasha who ends up actually fixing it. NO PLUMBERS ARE EVER CALLED. too much pride to ask for help ALL OF THEM