#hammer.txt

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*clears throat*

M!A

Get gijinka-ed idiot. (5 asks)

*the hammer contorts and twists, it looks painful... the end result is the guy below*

*he looks... confused. He doesn't really move at first, but then he moves his arm, looking at it and then looking horrified*

"Wh... what-?! How-?!"

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(@the-true-warden)

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pinned post thingy

"I AM A HAMMER. I DO NOT KNOW WHY I AM SENTIENT. FATHER HELP ME."

An ask/rp blog for banhammer's hammer. I have no idea why I made this.

INFO ON THE HAMMER:

There is technically a ghost possessing the hammer, hence the sentience, but nobody knows how or why it got there.

The hammer goes by he/it pronouns

He will call any banhammer he meets a variation of "father" or "mother" (depends on the gender identity of the banhammer)

It knows what you did.

RULES

Basic dni (no pedos, zoos, MAPs, proship, ect)

Please note that the mod has school and oyher ask blogs and may not respond right away

If I push a boundary please say so!

Please no NSFW, gore is okay but it will be trigger warninged

CURRENT BAN HAMMERS INTERACTED WITH:

"FATHER" (the main blog's (@the-post-crow) ban)

"PA" (@the-true-warden)

OTHER CHARACTERS

Bit

Crusher

V1r4l

EXTRA NOTES (under the cut)

Hammer has a demon form, which he can switch to and from. You can tell when he's in gear or demon form by seeing if he talks in all caps or not. If he's talking in all caps he's most likely in gear form.

Below is hammer's demon form.

There is a beanhammer that follows him around as well.

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*weirdcore you into this*

*CONFUSED SCREAMING*

[New form unlocked! Uhhhh....]

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so... did ya calm down?? uhh sorry for what I did..

(´-﹏-`；)

"YEAH, IT'S CALM NOW... ALTHOUGH, I DO FEEL A CREEPING FEELING OF IMPENDING DOOM FOR SOME REASON??? AND SOME ANXIETY AROUND CORNERS OF ROOMS..."

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wow you have a body! I'm so jealous!! good on ya!

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧

"I can feel my organs."

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hey hey!! normal gun here! *shoots you with a caffeine shot*

*insert the revving up of a vehicle of chaos*

*what have you done.*

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Wait...holy hell?

My hammer is sentient?! Thats actually kinda cool!!!

-@the-true-warden

"CORRECT"

[hammerpd]

Hey, valentine. I wish i could have driven that knife further into your back. Seen the blood run, left a more permanent mark on your person. Oh well. Maybe next time ;)?