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People keep getting me and Ryan confused. Maybe one of us should stop with all of the ham stuff

TAGGED BY ki-ssi-oppa L(;A; L)

I guess I'm doing this x)

1: Do you like lamp shades?

fucking sure

2: Solve this math problem: If Johnny has two apples, Karin has four oranges, and Steven has twelve strawberries; how many mixed CDs can they make?? (I already did the worksheet, just copy mine u___u The answer is seven)

how about fuck math i'm on vacation

3: What is your favorite emoticon?

~( -3-)~ dunno why

4: Favorite soda/tea/things to drink?

coffee/earl grey bubble tea

5: Do you like when men wear eyeliner?

Uh, depends on the person. Some men look fucking creepy with eyeliner.

6: Favorite body type? (men, women, both. Whatever you prefer.)

PREPARE FOR MY UNUSUALLY HIGH STANDARDS FOR A CHUBBY GIRL WITH A 5' STATURE AND A NAPOLEON COMPLEX

Men: relatively lean, but not skinny. somewhat wored out, but not "ripped". tall. and clean shaved (preferably every-fucking-where. i don't like hairy)

Women: petite, small-chested. not skinny or fat, but just in-between: healthy if you will. it's hard to find girls shorter than me, but shorter than me is preferred

7: Cats or dogs? (I am an adorable little kitten and always have been (ask my real life friends srsly) so you better fucking say cats or at least support your argument uwu)

Dogs. x) sorry, but i don't like how i have to win over a cat's affection. I know it's "more rewarding" that way to some people, but i'm not one of those people. I like how dogs are just extremely devoted and clingy. I'm a lonely person and I need that kind of affection to be showered upon me every fucking time i come home or even leave for another room in my house. (also the only cat i've ever had was a fucking asshole. I know that's not how all cats are, but still)

8: Funniest fortune you ever got? (fortune cookies, Jones soda bottle caps, fortune teller machines that are like all over California I mean what is that.)

Legit got a fortune cookie with "your infinite wisdom has helped you surpass all others under you and you look upon them with grief" or something along those lines. and i was just like "excuse me but this isn't even a fortune, also what 'infinite wisdom' i'm a spoiled 16 year old filipino kid who goes to the hospital literally so often the 4 receptionist greet me by name and ask how i've been"

9: Don’t you think it’s ridiculous that it’s eLEVEN questions?? This does not help my OCD, guys…

same. i wish it was rounded better, but oh well.

10: Favorite number? uwu

52 because it looks like a heart when i write it /cries

11: Have you ever heard of Color Guard/Winter Guard? If yes, what do you think of it? If no, are you curious about it?

I used to have a lot of friends in color guard. I don't really have an opinion on it except holy shit it's so expensive like it's dumb that you have to pay for your own costumes/"wardrobe". And I was asked when i was about to graduate from middle school if i'd like to join, but i had just fucked up both of my knees then, so i never auditioned and now i'm a junior and i'm still never going to fucking audition i'm too lazy for that shit they practice way too much for me to be interested

Now for my questions, I guess.

1: Favorite language to listen to music in?

2: The legitimate thing that you feel you absolutely have to do before you die?

3: If I could give you one of two gifts: love or money, which would you choose? You can only have one. Why did you pick what you did?

4: Could you honestly say you have no regrets? If no, do you have any plans to change this? What?

5: Why do you think I'm asking such invasive questions? Do they make you uncomfortable?

6: Do I make you feel uncomfortable? No? Why? Yes? Why?

7: What's your dream job?

8: Favorite pet? (Be it a dog, cat, horse, a fucking rock.)

9: jesus fuck i don't know. What's your favorite children's story and why?

10: If you could live in any already past time (like the 1920's, 1930's, the fucking Jurassic period, etc.), when would you choose?

11: If you could learn everything about one single subject, what would that subject be? Why?

Who i'm tagging (i'm so sorry, like seriously):

hamstiel, keepsmilinguntiltheworldends, certifiablyinseine, aqtpi, yorky-york

and fuck you i'm only tagging those five, not ten. DEAL WITH IT.

#ki-ssi-oppa #hamstiel #keepsmilinguntiltheworldends #certifiablyinseine #aqtpi #yorky-york