#hanfei

[chiyoumen]

Hanfei: shit I can't find my handkerchief

Lan Di: oh what a shame I found this one last night that can't possibly be yours and you can't use it because it is sentimental to me now

Hanfei, internally: bro that's literally my handkerchief what the f u c k

Hanfei: wh... Why?

Lan Di, oblivious: I'm keeping it as a sign of devotion to the woman I've fallen for by chance.

Hanfei: wait

Hanfei, realizing what's happening:

[chiyoumen]

Hanfei: Wait... You want me to find a woman... Named Usagi... With long black hair, who has phenomenal sword and kung-fu skills?

Lan Di: Yes. Was that not clear?

Hanfei: ...Nope. Very clear.

[chibi-mooncake]

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