#hangmanapologist

[callsignspark]

“The lack of lip only endears me more”

I’m CRYING

can you spot the difference? 99% of people can’t!

[rhettabbotts]

Our communal bf Rhett Abbott,

That man would ABSOLUTELY be trying to sneak in to see you on the morning of the wedding while you’re getting ready no matter how much you try protest

communal bf rhett abbott for the win!

rhett abbott is patient about many things but when it comes to you he is anything but!

you had insisted he stay with his friends the night before the wedding for the tradition. he protested this of course, saying something about spending one last night together before becoming husband and wife and you just stood your ground. told him he could live without you for one night.

rhett, bless him, was itching to see you the day of your wedding. he was trying his very best to respect your wishes and not see each other because you wanted your dress to be a surprise.

you had texted him a picture of you in your wedding lingerie just to tease him and the man nearly died. it was white and lacy and he needed to see you right then. he started wandering the halls of the venue until he ran into some of your bridesmaids standing outside a closed door.

“no sir! you better go right back where you came from!” your maid of honor said trying to get him to turn around but he pushed his way through the door, locking it behind him.

“rhett abbott you get your ass out of here right now!” you said as you hid behind the folding screen you were getting ready behind.

“my eyes are closed darlin’, i just need to touch you.” he did that often whenever he needed to feel grounded. you put on your robe and moved to him and wrapped your arms around his waist. you looked up at his face to see him opening one eye and he quickly shut it when he realized he was caught.

“i oughta smack you right now,” you said teasingly but you were grinning up at him. he finally opened his eyes and smiled.

“you look so beautiful, baby. can’t wait until you’re mine forever.” he said placing a soft kiss to your lips, trying his best to not mess up your makeup. “gonna be damn near impossible to keep my hands off you tonight knowing what you got on underneath your dress. you did that on purpose, didn’t you?”

you just smiled innocently and shrugged, kissing him again.

“alright, cowboy. get out of here. i’ll see you soon.” you were shoving him out the door and he turned around and said “i’ll meet you at the alter.”

got a lil carried away im sorry 😭 long story short rhett would be incredibly feral and sappy on your wedding day!

[sebsxphia]

BESTIE

my mind has not left bob on his wedding night

I’ve been WEAK since it was brought up. Him in his dress whites? All lovesick throughout the entire reception??? Tipsy on the dance floor?

Back in the suite….

BESTIEEEEEEE

WHEN I TELL YOU NEITHER HAS MINE YOUR PIECE HAS BEEN LIVING RENT FREEEEEE

i think it’s the dress whites and being so lovesick with you that’s got me so good!!!! always, always, always calling you mrs floyd because he just can’t get enough of hearing it. he’s a man possessed and you know that wedding night sex is hitting different.

you’ve both fucked before, of course you have, but this is different. you’re making passionate love and he’s moaning and panting your name and “mrs floyd”, while at the same time he’s making hot tears spill over your cheeks as your legs press up against your chest.

he’s buried so deep inside you and making you come for the third time, his fingers hooked in your lacy, delicate, white wedding lingerie.

hghhhhhhhhhhhhhh FUCK LEMME BE THIS MANS WIFE thank you so much for this thought bestie 💌🥹💖

[sailorscuttle]

Bestie

Phone sex with Rhett when he’s away one of the nights and you couldn’t join him?

His deep voice? I’m weakkkkkk

bestie i'ma lose my mind oh my god

warnings: nsfw, porn with a smidge of plot lmao

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despite the exhaustion rhett feels from the day's competition, his mind is very much awake, thoughts of you beginning to rise to the surface and desire to stir in his groin. knowing that sleep is not likely for him anytime soon he stares at the ceiling for another moment before sighing and pulling his phone from its charger, quickly pulling up a folder in his images titled 'angel'.

he smiles at the latest image: you had been lost in thought while baking a loaf of pumpkin bread for his mother, unaware that rhett had been standing in the doorway of the kitchen.

those kinds of images were his favorite unposed, raw and just tru glimpses to you that rhett wanted all to himself, the small box hidden at the bottom of the closet in your shared room just waiting to make that desire a reality.

his thumb scrolls along his phone, stopping when he sees an image that causes him to groan lowly into the empty room and to push his underwear down. you had sent it a few months back when he was in the same position he's in now, away for another rodeo and away from you, your body wrapped by delicate lace angled to show nearly everything.

rhett's eyes glance up when a notification pops up from you. deep blue eyes widen at what you had sent. sending pictures between the two of you while he was away wasn't unusual, but this time was different.

this time you're fully nude on your shared bed, arm crossed under your breasts to push them up with legs crossed, body wet from just stepping out of the shower. the image comes with a message of 'i miss you, can't wait for you to come home <3'

desire hits rhett full force and his unoccupied hand moves to grasp his cock, fingers squeezing the base and cursing lowly at the feeling. he pumps himself a few times as his thumb presses to call, hips bucking softly when he hears you moan.

"christ girl, do you even know what you do to me?" his voice is gravely, all caught up in desire and longing for you.

he hears a faint wet noise in the background and knows instantly what you're doing. spitting into his hand and soon matching your rhythm.

"how many fingers you got in that pretty pussy of yours darlin'?"

you whine as your fingers sink in and out of you, fingers trying to replicate the way that his feel along your walls. it isn't the same, it's never the same.

"two." you moan, placing your phone on the bed as your fingers slide down to swirl around your clit. "i want your cock though rhett...always fills me up so good, need it so bad baby.."

he groans as his hand caught a bead of precum, fingers tightening its grasp as he tried the mimic the feeling of your pussy. your sounds push him closer to his limit.

"is that so? poor baby doesn't know what to do without my cock huh?" you moan again in response at his words, fingers curling and attempting to reach that spot that always makes you see stars when with rhett.

rhett wishes more than anything you could be with him right now because god knows his hand will never be able to replicate the way your walls pulsate around him when your close.

"fuck i'm so close rhett..wanna cum so bad." your fingers move faster against your clit, so close to pushing yourself over the edge. you need him to tell you it's okay, need his words to be the one to push you over that edge.

"me too darlin." his balls tighten at your words, imagining you in this moment bouncing on top of him, nails scratching along his chest while he's gripping your hips, fucking up into you. he's so close to coming, needing to hear your release before he can achieve his own.

"fuck..go on baby, go on and cum for me, lemme hear you." you cry out, your body tensing as you feel your walls clench around your fingers.

hearing you come pushes rhett's release as well, cock twitching in his hand as he fists himself through his orgasm, groaning your name as his release coats his hand and his abdomen.

for a moment all that you both hear is each other's harsh breathing, a soft chuckle as rhett stands, grabbing his phone as he goes to get a towel form the hotel bathroom to clean himself up.

as he gets back into bed he hears you pull the covers over and begin to get comfortable, your breathing evening out.

"i should be on the road first thing in the morning, okay?" he says softly, turning to his side and getting comfortable.

"alright...get back safe to me cowboy.." you murmur. both of you then say your 'i love you's and end the call.

rhett stares at his phone for a minute before setting it back on the bedside table, eyes closing and willing himself to sleep, already counting down the hours until he's back in your arms.

[rassvetsky]

Hello, I’m just thinking about you. I hope you have a good day ily 🤍☺️

ajfja12bkvns— thinking about me???? YOU— THINK— ME— I— [sliding down the wall]

you're an angel. there's no way around it. i hope you have an even bETTER day i love you you're the best

[oncasette]

JOINING UR CELLY CONGRATULATIONS

Trip the light!! - 🤠

the varnish on bar counter tops. red pen ink. twist off bottle caps. late night drives in early january. the fog just over the mountain early in the morning. the smell of wood stain. warm laughter when you’re just a little bit wine drunk. jake seresin.

join my celly . last day!

[rhettabbotts]

Husband Rhett at the wedding? All I have to add to this is he would definitely wear a bolo tie btw

HUSBAND RHETT!!!! you are absolutely right bestie he would!

rhett honestly couldn’t believe the day was finally here. he had been anticipating it for months and now he was standing at the end of the aisle waiting for you.

he was shaking slightly, feeling more nervous standing there than he ever has riding a bull. he could swear he stopped breathing the moment he saw you walking down the aisle.

rhett’s not much of a crier, he just shows his emotions in other ways but you bet he has tears streaming down his face and the music is playing and you’re making your way towards him.

he can’t help himself and kisses you when you get to him. he mutters out a “sorry, i had to.” and all of the guests start laughing. you’re both a mess during the vows and when it’s finally time to kiss you for the first time as husband and wife he grabs your face and is giving you the biggest smooch!

he definitely gets a lil drunk at the reception and is just so happy and carefree and does not let go of you. i feel like he’d probably put his cowboy hat on after the ceremony just bc it’s a bit of a comfort thing for him, and when you roll your eyes he knows it’s lovingly.

during your first dance, he’s holding you close and he can’t stop kissing you. saying things like “my beautiful wife” “mrs. abbott” and it gives you a million butterflies.

when the night is winding down and it’s time for the send-off, you have one last dance and you can tell he’s ready to get you home.

“as beautiful as you look in this dress, sweetheart, i cannot wait to get it off you.”

husband!rhett is so special my heart hurts 😭

[sebsxphia]

HELLO BBY HOW WAS YOUR DAY? I HOPE ITS GOING GOOD MWAH

Thot of the day is being Bobby’s housewife! he’s a traditional guy I just know he’d absolutely LOSE it seeing you in a little apron being all domestic for him

Breed me

HELLO BBYYY GIRLLL!! it’s been alright thank you!! i hope the rest of your day has been good since work finished!! mwah!!! 💘💖🫶🏼

no seriously fucking this!!!!!!!!!!! turn it up!!!!

bob has the biggest breeding kink and house wife kink i’m not hearing any other arguments. he would loose it if he came home from a long ass day at work and he sees you in a little frilly apron, taking his dinner out of the oven or folding the laundry. anything domestic and he’s bending you over any surface.

“my darling.” he murmurs, pressing kisses to your neck as he brushes your hair away. “welcome home, bobby.” god, he’d melt.

he also definitely says, “hi honey i’m home!” partly as a joke, but you can’t deny the little butterflies you get at being his pretty little housewife.

and yes. he will breed you. he will fill you up with his cum before he leaves for work in the morning, and then again when he gets back, full well knowing you’ve been full all day. the thought gets him rock hard.

“gonna make my pretty little wife all full with me. treat you so well, darling.”

and if you’re pregnant too???? oh he’s giving it to you over the kitchen counter. dinner can wait.

leave your job bestie!!! become a housewife!!!!!! 💖💘