#hanji-buntaichou

[thearminarlert-blog]

i'm so pumped i could do anything right now lets go do something lets go joyriding lets kill a guy

              —「✦」Holy shit it's a ghost. Remains speechless.

[thearminarlert-blog]

hey cutie patooty i'm gonna get ur booty

[intuitivebiologist]

we should double-team Armin sometime just because we can

I am not sharing my little future poolboy shota even with another of myself.

[mysouldivided-archive]

Shh...

Send me a ‘shh’ for my muses reaction to yours sliding their hand up my muses leg.

"M-Major?! Wh-What are you doing?!" Armin half shrieked, nearly jumping out of his chair in absolute shock.

[sassygaylevirivaille-blog]

"Are you saying I'm unattractive?" she says, grinning like an idiot.

"Well, you're a woman."

[sassygaylevirivaille-blog]

"I'm the only one that's not your subordinate," she retorts, still conversing casually and not seeming at all curt or sarcastic. She spoke as if she believed the things she was saying to be fact, but also inevitable fact. She wasn't trying to best him here, and only spoke as if what she was saying was something he should already know.

Cue an eye roll. "You say this like that would make a difference in who I'm interested in. Maybe your ego needs to be deflated a bit, Squad Leader."

[sassygaylevirivaille-blog]

"Not without me, there isn't. Renewing family lineage can't be done with just you, you know."

His mouth opens, then closes just as quickly, a shake of his head following suit. "You're not the only woman around, Hanji."

[sassygaylevirivaille-blog]

"If I suck your dick will you do it?" It is impossible to tell if she's serious or not.

Wat.

He just deadpans at her, making a face of confusion. "You couldn't suck my dick if you wanted to."