#hanley is smart

[anotherboywholived]

Between all the mind palace questions, have a heart: <3

What what what? What have I done? Am I being too cold?

Wait.

You're not telling me off at all, are you. You're actually being rather lovely.

This Rory gifspam has been courtesy of Hanley's inability to understand others.

[anotherboywholived]

How normal people respond to teacher's comments on their essay:

Oh good, I'd completely missed that. She's so helpful I don't know what I'd do without her.

How I respond to teacher's comments on my essay:

NO I HAVEN'T ADDRESSED THAT IT'S OBVIOUS AND/OR BORING. OF COURSE I MEANT TO USE THAT WORD; I WROTE IT, DIDN'T I? WHY IS THIS SENTENCE HARD TO UNDERSTAND IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE. NO I'M NOT SUGGESTING SHAKESPEARE CAN'T WRITE POETRY I'M SUGGESTING HE WROTE IT BADLY AS A DEVICE IN THAT SCENE. YOU. ARE SO. FUCKING. STUPID. SO. FUCKING. STUPID. *giggle* you've written Gravesdiggers.

[anotherboywholived]

I'm going to add to your list of questions because i'm a cunt. What are the months of the year?

I know the months of the year. Just not their order. You know it's not important enough to retain.

Do keep up.

[anotherboywholived]

messylittledifferences: blah blah Johnlock.

Me: John Locke? As in, the 17th century philosopher?

messylittledifferences: ...

Me: Why are we talking about philosophy all a sudden?

messylittledifferences: Johnlock.

Me: ...

messylittledifferences: ...

Me: ...

messylittledifferences: SHERLOCK AND JOHN.

Me: Oh!

Me: I've never heard it out loud before.

Me: You know, John Locke lived in a menage a trois.

Me: Oh man, you don't want to see inside my brain right now.

messylittledifferences: ...

Me: I'll stop.