Feb 24, 2019
if you ever wonder what intrusive thoughts are like, its 3am and i thought about the kazoo in the pocket of my jacket sitting next to me and my brain told me to whip that hoe out and play careless whisper
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if you ever wonder what intrusive thoughts are like, its 3am and i thought about the kazoo in the pocket of my jacket sitting next to me and my brain told me to whip that hoe out and play careless whisper
GUYS MY MOM IS A SPED AND BEHAVIORAL TEACHER FOR OUR LOCAL DISTRICT AND SHE WAS AT A SCHOOL TODAY AND SHE SAID TO ME “i walk into the classroom, and the ceiling is covered in beans” AND I LEGITIMATELY SCREAMED
why does my teddy bear look like mufasa right before scar yeets him off the cliff
it’s 1am and i just sat on the toilet and drew a very small penis with abnormally large balls on my left hand using my sisters green color corrector
i will never forget the time when i was in like sixth grade and i was at braums with my neighbor and her kids bc our families were like buds or whatever but anyway we were just sitting there eating ice cream and then this woman walks up to the neighbor mom and says some shit like “your kids are so cute can i give them each a dollar” and then this random ass woman proceeded to pay us (small children) because she thought we were cute and it was that day i realized how fucking wild white people are