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[frauwaltz]

Oooh, that's a Bingo!

[hanslandassecretgirl]

NSWF Alphabet with Hans Landa

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A=Aftercare: he would absolutely take a care of you, he would treat you like a princess. He would give kisses on your hand,(he knows when he kisses your hand, you will blush and loves to see it)

B=Body part: His fav part on his body is his hands, i'm telling you girl those hands are BIG. But his fav part on yours is probably your eyes, he loves to look at your eyes while he fucks the shit out of you.

C=Cum: He would just cum on your stomach, or if you want him to cum on your face, he would do it. (But only with your permission)

D=Dirty Secret: Loves to control you. If you disobey he will give you a punishment. He'll spank your little ass (*wink*)

E=Experience: Look hes an old guy,but he's very well experienced, he knows how to satisfy a woman.

F=Favourite position

He would get on top of you, and grab your neck gently. He would never hurt you, for him you are so innocent and he doesnt want to break you/hurt you.

(He would get on top of you and yk)

G=Goofy: He's serious af. His first mission is to make you cum and make you feel good.

H=Hair: Since he's old he doesnt really care about it, but if you ask him to shave it down. He would, only for you.

I=Intimacy: I think he would be a romantic person, also if you are a virgin he would be a romantic and a gentle one. He would kiss every part of your body your feet too. (I'll explain this ;) )

J=Jack off: well, since he met you he doesnt really do it, maybe once when you werent home, he was so bored at that moment so he did it and thought about your perfect hands on his cock

K=Kink: OH YES BABY THIS MAN IS KINKYY. Bondage,knife, feet? This man is into it. He would love to tie you up to the bed, and would test you with his knife, he would put the knife on your body, but he would never harm you with it. As i said he would kiss every part of your body, this man would lick and kiss your feet. (I JUST KNOW BRO HAS A FEET FETISH its common tho many people has)

L=Location: Only the bedroom.

M=Motivation: He gets turned on, when you moan his name. Or when you put on his hat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

N=NO: he would never force things on you.

O=Oral: He loves to give you oral, he knows how to use that tongue on your little clit. But he also loves when you give him a blow job, with your mouth or with you little soft hands .

P=Pace: Oh honey if you want this man to drive you crazy, he would go absolutely fast and rough. ;)

Q=Quickie: Well, he would go really faster and faster to make you cum but also slow and sensual.

R=Risk:I dont think Hans would take risks.

S=Stamina: Well, we know hes old, BUT he would make you cum in a second, he knows how to satiesfy a woman, also he would suprise you with his stamina, 3 rounds? Or maybe even more who knows ;)

Toy: Nah, he doesnt own any toys. He has his hands, his cock and his mouth isnt that enough?

U=Unfair:This man is such a teaser, at dinner he would touch your thighs while he would talk to the others. Like nothing happend.

V=Volume: He's actually quiet, but you love hearing his little whimpers, how much he loves you and how much he's about to cum.

W=Wild Card: Him wearing his unifrom? Oh baby he loves wearing it while hes fucking you, he feels powerful in it. (#uniformkink )

X=X-ray: I'm telling you honey what you would see wouldnt dissapoint you. Its big but still perfect, you can handle it

Y=Yearing: Well, he wants to have sex with you so much, he feels young again but he loves it when you search for his hand for some touch.

Z=ZZZ:He's not the first one to fall asleep fast, he'll wait for you to fall asleep, he would kiss your forehead and play with your hair. (He loves you really)

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I hope you guys love it, its my first time writing in english. Jeez im so scared rn. But i hope you all love it. ^^ if i did some misspelling i apologize for it and with my grammar too. <3

[filmesbrazil]

[kaechan]

<3 These two are gorgeous!

[cinemarugelio]

En este vídeo hablare del porque Hans Landa es el MEJOR personaje escrito por Quentin Tarantino. Analizaremos sus escenas y comportamientos

Inglourious Basterds es una película del año 2009 escrita y dirigida por Quentin Tarantino y protagonizada por Brad Pitt, Christoph Waltz y Mélanie Laurent. Titulada Malditos bastardos​ en España y Bastardos sin gloria​ en Hispanoamérica, la película es una ficción ucrónica sobre la Alemania nazi. Hoy he decidido traerte 22 Curiosidades de esta gran pelicula para que compartas con tus amigos. Examinando los elementos de suspense que Quentin Tarantino utilizó en la escena de apertura de Bastardos Sin Gloria. BASTARDOS SIN GLORIA y la construcción de una escena

[ghostly-thorn]

Watching Inglorious B-sterds at the moment to help inspire myself for Rose in the next chapter. Hans Landa is such a tease...

[tezeeart]

HERE COMES HANS MOTHERFUCKIN LANDA, BITCHES! Хотя правильнее было бы сказать Кристоф мазафакин Вальц. Феномены, подобные ему, в Голливуде, а также интернациональном кино (что нынче почти одно и то же) очень редкие, отчего и очень ценные. ᅠ В интервью Esquire он заметил, что имеет полное право быть довольным собой и получать удовольствие от собственной известности, поскольку всю свою жизнь трудился, чтоб оказаться там и тем, кем он сейчас является. 🤷🏼‍♀️👏🏻 Лучше и не скажешь! ᅠ Мало того, что он уже реально дядя взрослый - роль Ланды, принесшую ему мировой успех, получил в 53; так ещё и совершенно не американский актёр. ᅠ Люблю истории зрелого успеха. Они про работу, про труд, а не про пьяную улыбку накрашенного рта голой фортуны. ᅠ В кино это вообще редкость. Тут царят гладкие и румяные, как задницы младенцев, юные штампы, берущие влажными губами да обнаженными торсами, всегда герои, спасающие мир буквально, или путём принятия каких-то неимоверно важных социальных решений для всего этого гибнущего мира... ᅠ Как скучно. Почти все, что в формулу не укладывается - в лучшем случае артхаус😄 ᅠ Не, ну ещё конечно есть титаны индустрии, делающие кассу чему угодно, но тоже обычно с младых ногтей в софитах, и начинавшие с тех же губ и торсов. ᅠ Немногие перлы - Джессика Честейн, Люпита Нионго, Жан Рено, Морган Фримэн, Джереми Реннер... ещё есть имена, но их реально немного) ᅠ Кристоф Вальц мне нравится ошень, и во всех фильмах, в которых я его видела (это не только Тарантино). ᅠ А марафон #от_заката_до_портрета подвернулся очень кстати, чтоб шаркнуть ножкой, склоняясь перед талантом🤗 Девощхе, замутившие движуху - @iriska_mansheva @pollisgallery @kate_woodlover @penny_finch @sveta_catt @alisya_daily_art @anayakoo и конечно @_quentin_tarantino ❤️❤️❤️ Не уверена, что все везде успею, но грех не сунуться! 🤩 ну и поддержать 🤗 Я конечно уже пролетела топ первого задания, все во всю уже второе мочат, но тем не менее - #от_заката_до_портрета1 ᅠ PS:❤️ @mysputnik_art #teploezvuchanie #tzee_portrait #markerart #copicmarkers #copic #copicart #portraitart #hanslanda #christophwaltz #fanart #markerillustration #realism #inspiringart #portrait #портрет https://www.instagram.com/p/B2wxda6B1_x/?igshid=821qjje4iorw

[chrislaguna1-blog]

Col. Hans Landa of “Inglorious Basterds” #tarantino #ingloriousbasterds #sideshowcollectibles #hottoyscollection #hottoys #hanslanda