#happymediium

[paranormative]

@happymediium​ | x

“But--” Lucy’s still clutching the onesie tightly, though she knows good and well JJ’s right. She’s about to put it back down---sadly, reluctantly, mourning what could have been if a naked goblin would just allow them to dress him in such delights as skeleton onesies---when an idea occurs to her, and she spins to face JJ again with a bright grin. “Oh! Oh, shit. Hear me out here. Who does he let dress him up? Georgie. We get it, leave it lying around, she’ll have a ball putting him in it, everybody wins!”

Well, except maybe Xavier, but.

[wegone]

--@happymediium!

    A coward, June remains by the back door. “There it is, right there.” It’s head sticking out the dirt among the flowers - indeed, there is a degree of eeriness the doll holds. “I left it exactly as found, never once did I move it!” White cheeks smeared with dirt, chestnut hair is tangled in knots. The one thing the toy holds in its favor is that it does not look Victorian: “There’s a modern look to it, as though it could have been purchased from the store today. However, this puzzles me more because I don’t have a daughter.” While she does have a God-Daughter: June does not say so. “Let alone a child living with me!”   

[oldurrlbye]

@happymediium

        ❛   YOU’RE A MEDIUM ?            so then you can tell what happened here.      which means you know what resides here.     so you know you should leave.      we’re fine here.      there’s nothing you need to investigate.      so be on your merry way.     in simple terms     :     we don’t want you here.   ❜

[nightskied-a2]

             *   //      @happymediium ,        requested rafferty !!

          sat in front of the harbor ,    with the not - so - faint aroma of fish stuck in her nose ,     she ate her sandwich because it just had to be done .     being honest ,     rafferty wasn’t hungry ,     but she’d just worked a whole shift and had class in forty minutes ,     so she’d better get to chewing and not in her apartment because that would definitely end up in another impromptu nap .      the harbor’s rather busy at that time ,    so it’s not really a surprise when a woman walks by rather ...     hurriedly .        something ,     like a gut feeling ,    spikes her curiosity .       so of course she gets up and starts tracking after her ,      casually first and growing bolder about it .           until the other woman reaches a halt ,     and then so does rafferty ...        with her stalk subject’s back .          ‘   BLOODY HELL ...    ‘

[deathfound-a]

@happymediium / continued from here

          “Every Waffle House I go to becomes a haunted Waffle House, and besides, maybe I want to eat my waffles in peace.”

[missedsucker-a]

          @happymediium, continued from ☠

Carved out of fucking marble? Never heard that one before. Still, he’d take it as a compliment, vanity pretty much being his fatal flaw despite not seeing his reflection in over a hundred years. “Let’s just say I happen to be really fond of red wine.”

[mostghcst-a]

@happymediium : continued from here

“ ... well when ya put it like that I sound like the bad guy...” he grumbled , scratching at his chin.

The poltergeist examined the summoner with a shrewd, calculating sneer from where he reclined in the air . Not often someone called him without some effort on his part. She doesn’t LOOK like a creepy cult girl looking for an incubus or some death-fucker looking to commit a class C Felony with a reanimated corpse . Refreshingly , she seemed honest enough. Sucker.

“So let’s unpack this step by step:    One: hey, i’m an equal opportunity tit grabber, babes. It’s practically a handshake . . .   Two: You can’t just SUMMON a guy && not expect a little haunt. Y’know???   Three: How the FUCK do you know that slit-throat chimney bitch Juno?!”

[bcdviibcs]

@happymediium continued from HERE       

 “Oh no, you’re making me oddly pleased that I’m an only child now,” Tray made a face, an expression mixed between concern and complete astonishment. Shaking her head the brunette made a noise that very well could have been a scoff but was more of a groan than anything else. “He really purchased TICKETS to see the Emoji Movie? I would have been furious too, he has to have some mercy at some point. Yeesh.”