#har-akir

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Ravenloft edition, Har-Akir arc, part 3

"Well, off to go tomb raiding once more. Let's hope the traps weren't made by a sadist.” “Oh, Nyx. You sweet summer child.”

"The local monsters no better than to attack a Vistani caravan, but we'll be on our own.” “We can make a few examples. They’ll learn about us fast. Just remember to leave a survivor.”

"At least it isn't vorpal rabbits. Stupid idiot just had to use magic to crossbreed rabbits with wolves.” “And that's what hand held explosives are for.”

"Suffer not The Love Guru to live…"

"Fear not children, hope has arrived! Why? Because WE ARE HERE!”

GM: The ogres are now moving in slow motion. OOC: BGM All-Star at .05 speed.

GM: Actually wait not. You catch the guy int he knee. He starts screaming. Edmund: "Ill fix that! I'm a doctor!” Jonni: “Stop crying! We’re rescuing you!”

Poom shoots the non-groveling one with a ray made of clocks. Nyx: ”Ewww, Poom, did you have to rot the ogre? Couldn't you have done some other form of damage so it doesn't explode in a shower of guts when that damaged?” Edmund: ”Apparently Ogres become more juicy with age.... “ Poom: "Only if you store it wrong.”

Jonni stands in mid air. “Here! Let me show you a big … bang… kind of atta… fuck it, fireball!”

“I AM THE GODDES OF HELLFIRE AND MOLASSES! AND I BRING YOU THE GIFT… OF FIRE!”

Gorbash: “It's Ogres, My Great Uncle always said they're often too stupid to realize they're already dead.” Jonni: “They are. Torm the Almost Unbeatable was nearly killed when one kicked him after he cut its head off. That was a good solstice festival.”

“I’d say you can take a bite out of them, but Ogres taste like crap.” Poom: "You have to pickle them first.”

"Easy now... Let me look you over... I think. You have an arrow to the knee.”

Azathoth: "Giant rubies are never a good thing.”

OOC: Oh, shit, it’s Akio Ohtori! Don’t get in any cars with him!

OOC: Put some sand in there. Maybe a helmet made from a skull.

“I, sir, am a Paladin. It is my sworn duty to keep the innocent from harm.” “He is. Trust me. It’s almost gotten us killed.” “Please, all of our virtues or vices have nearly gotten us killed at some point.”

The circus tent that walks like a man's heavy iron tread echoes through the halls.

Edmund: ”Which... might be quite..... Deadly. Assassins are rather known for it. “ Jonni: “I mean, so am I.”

OOC: DREAM WARRIORS ASSEMBLE!

The streets are empty, the buildings are basically empty shells like the set of a stage play. “Is there still booze?”

As you look around, you hear singing in the distance, along with the dragging of something. “Yeah, yeah, creepy dream demon 101.”

"Mouth eyes, cute. I've seen worse in my own nightmares.”

The ruby is gone, in its place is a deck of cards. Gorbash slaps Eddie's hand instinctively.

Poom: "I'm not sure I dream any more so much as have 'enforced family time’."

"Are you guys still in town? What happened?” “Minor delay, unrelated cursed nightmare shit. Nothing you need worry about.” "Right yeah, I forgot you guys are addicted to the side quests. Alright carry on.” “Yeah having a functioning conscience can be inconvenient.”

Jonni: “I think I can see the curvature of time, guys.”

Jonni flies back and does her sexy Identify dance on the wagon.

"DOG! I HAVE BEEN IMPRISONED IN THIS ACCURSED BOTTLE FOR 500 YEARS, I VOWED TO SLAY THE FIRST LIVING BEINGS I SAW WHEN I EXITED AND THAT SHALL BE YOUuuuu…" He lowers his scimiter and looks at Jonni. Then at her bottle. Then he quickly bows.

"I am the duke of boiling rage, hurler of 10,000 curses, collector of 10,00 skulls, who has brought low everyone who has insulted me.” "Your haircut is very fancy!” "Thank you.”

SANDSTORM! OOC: I had that book.

OOC: No fair! I’m using Mon-Ra in Spelljammer! Their the unholy spawn of Mum-Ra and Mon-Starr.

Jonni: “Their last name is ‘Golzana?’ I could have been making fun of that this whole time?!?”

OOC: FUCK THAT! JONNI NEEDS HER EYES FOR LOOKING AT TITTIES!

OOC: Also, bold of you to assume Jonni’s cylindrical shaped vessel has been a bottle.

“Mistress, can I chop this ones hands off? He wont leave my flask alone.” "No. I need my hands. For Reasons!”

Jonni: “Efreet don’t get powers from bottles. They only get into them at all for weird sex stuff.”

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Ravenloft Edition, Har-Akir Arc Part 6

“What up, boat man?” He just shrugs and grumbles. “I hear ya.” "What, relationship bumpy again with Circe, Charon? Wait, I'm I thinking of the wrong reality version of you?” “Do not taunt super happy fun reaper. Leave that to professionals.” “Poom! Keep Katt safe! I left the emergency catnip in the fun tImes chest if you two need it.” "Technically we're in a suburb of Purgatory. But that's immaterial.” “I imagine most things here are.” Marshal: ”We should not need to, but as invited guests it is customary to check our weapons. the master does not abide... shenanigans.” Jonni: “But that’s 80 to 90% what I’m good at.” “I met a lawful good one once between raise dead-s. Cute. Kinda goth.” OOC: Epically facial haired. “I have only one question. Does it naturally grow that way or do you do that yourself? Cause if it’s the latter, mad respect for the manscaping work.” Sensing one of Cerberus’ heads nosing in, Jonni hands them some pocket bacon. Hades sighs, "Do you know what the strongest catalyst for a darklord is?” “Hope?" “Dickery?” "I cannot leave a child to suffer. The universe is not fair, thus it matters most that we be instead.” Hades: ”As it happens, I had some associates of his down here not too long ago asking about him. They were quite annoyed to discover he was not here.” Jonni: “That guy had friends? Now I almost feel bad about killing him.” Gorebash: “Associates does not necessarily mean friends.” Hades: "I think you are familiar with them already. Seltyiel and his associates.” Jonni: “Doesn’t ring a bell.” Marshal: "Asshole squad.” Gorbash: “Ah yes, the Assholes.” Jonni: “Those guys had names?” “Or they’ve learned to cast planeshift… wait? Are we technically out of Ravenloft right now?” Hades just gives you a dirty look. Gorbash: “They have an entertainment area?” Jonni: “Sometimes you gotta wait at the bar.” Marshal: ”I think so? Per my contract when I first entered master's service, I was required to sip of the Lethe.” Jonni: “How did that taste?” Gorbash: “Forgettable I would imagine.” "The disco skull is new.” Edmund: ”We don't wish to go the way of Persephone…” You hear a record scratch and everyone stares at you. Dusa comes over, "Uh, word to the wise, don't mention the mistress during the off months. Its kind of a sore subject of the boss.” Jonni: “If he needs any tips on long distance relationships, I can help.” Behind Jonni, Marshal makes the silent “don't encourage her” motions. Or as silent as one normal gets covered in plate mail and enough robes to serve as a walking tent. "This will depend on the whims of the other [Dark] Powers, hopefully the ones supposedly known as Lee, Price and Cushing.” Gorbash: “Could be worse I suppose. This was always going to turn into a clusterfuck.” “Rings easy. We kill Nima then ask their ghost where the ring was. Then we pee on the ashes and bury them upside down.” Gorbash: “Just asking for the record. Do we have a way to compel a ghost to answer our questions.” Jonni: “Lying?” Gorbash: “Apologies in advance if you get a bunch of 'Dear Gods why does everything go to shit' curse prayers from me. Those get sent out en mass. I'm generally not a very religious man otherwise.” "So you are aware in the event he arrives, the aspect of Death Incarnate who calls the House home handles the restful and already dead.” "Thank you SO much Marshal. I'm going to rest SO much better knowing that.” "He's, nice. and the Prince's beloved.” “I'm still going to need to find a piece of paper and write 'I'm not Dead’ on it before I sleep…" “Oh, yeah, I’m pretty sure she’s in Sto’Vo’Kor, but you never know how connected these places are. Just would have been nice.” GM: Also static. However over the static you hear the sound of ticking. OOC: THAT BOAT BUILDING, ARMOR VANDALIZING, BASTARD! “I dunno who this is, I dunno if you can hear me. But this is Jonthana, Who Makes Torches of Men. And you can either let my girlfriend go, or I’m going to find you. And I am going to use the long list of talents my adventuring career had developed. And it will take you three weeks to die. And when you do, you will thank me for it.” “Just hang on. I’m coming. In the mean time, find out what their favorite body parts are so I can go through them in order.” Gorbash: “Would saying I slept like the dead be in bad taste?” Edmund walks in, still having the 'not dead' sign hanging around his neck. "He must fight a creature of the realm of shadows by himself.” “Do we get to choose which one?” “No." “Worth a shot.” "If anyone pulls out a deck of cards with monsters, traps, and such on them I'm going to scream. Because that dragon sure looks like one I saw on the crystal view screen.” "As long as two more don’t show up... I think we should be fine.” OOC: Nobody calls Jonni uncrosamotic! [sic] GM: So you ready to bleed Marshal? OOC: Marshal doesn't have time to bleed. Or blood to bleed really. Jonni pushes into the announcers booth: “And the Hammer of Hades starts strong with the patented Strahd Slammer! By Jeebus, I’ve never seen such power!” "EXCUSE ME! THIS IS THE ANNOUNCERS BOOTH. SECURITY!” Jonni: “Back off, man, I’m a professional. Join in or jog on.” Jonni: “And Thunderfart the Annoyance makes a pitiful burst of lighting! I’ve seen stronger from a Wizard that’s just hit fifth level folks. They’re doomed! Doomed!” EXU-CALIBA!!!! "Except for your Tabaxi and I'm not talking to her, she has a screw loose.” Nima: "Where have you guys been? Lost track of you for a bit there.” Jonni: “Oh, it was a great place. I can help you visit.” "Yes, the Gods True and False would want a site of drama after a duel ended in only 2 rounds.” "And I want you to know. I'm going to kill as many people tomorrow as I possibly can as long as you six are among them. Toodles.” “Soooooo… I’m gonna kill Nima first thing.” "Your dibs are noted.” OOC: Joni was just gonna do the christainnBale Batman voice and yell “NIMA! THIS IS ORCUS! I’VE ALWAYS HATED YOU!” OOC: Jonni can’t interfere with spells, but hurtful comments are fair game!

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Ravenloft Edition, Har-Akir Arc FINAL

“They. Let’s not misgender the horrible person I plan on burning alive.”

“At least tell them you’re the only one there because you didn’t trust us not to immediately open fire. Which, I will point out, is true.”

“Standard double boss raid tactics.”

"Our real challenge will be to locate their ring though. Didn’t they say they placed it in a hidden location?” “Ask your nerd god?”

"I've got a second broom in the hole, if anyone needs it.”

"Alright... Jonni, Marshall, and Gorbash. Come here, and I'll ask for Ioun to watch over you.” “I will try not to flash the Girls during that time. Try.”

It’s about noon, there is not a cloud in the sky, the sun is beating down. Everyone in the caravan has gone into the city to avoid the fight. Azathoth: "Wee-o-wee-woo...wa wa wa.....wee-o-wee-woo....wa WA…."

However, a barge approaches on the river bank, upon it on a throne sits a mummy in ornate gold. A crier on the skiff opens a scroll "This most supreme authority Lord Ankhtepot has been invited by the Necromancer Nima Galzona to observe their latest creation, the Sunbleacher undead. Feel free to ignore us and continue with the fight.”

Nyarlathotep: "Nima is an egg-laying mammal?”

“Oloch’s been eating his Wheeties. Somehow.”

“Also, Nima? I fucked your boots.”

Oloch: ”If the pyromancer agrees to abandon their efreeti lover to her current fate, and leave the Domains of Dread without her, then I will agree.” Jonni: “Sure.” Nima blinks. "Wow really?” Jonni: “Yup. Pinkie swear.” Marshal: "Jonni, there can be no falsehood. The Master and I WILL hold you to this vow.” Jonni: “Oh, we’ll then, fuck that.” Hex and Eldritch Blast on Nima.

You slice "Nima": to pieces, their head lands at your feet. Then its eyes open and smiles. "Get ready for a surprise!” Gorbash: “And cue the magical bullshit.”

Gorbash: “I didn't realize this was a full on asshole convention.” Jonni: “So, was that Oloch or did they fuse into a whole new asshole?” Gorbash: “I think Nima shoved an asshole into another asshole to make a Bigger asshole. And I feel dirty for having spoken those words.” Nyarlathotep: "Tha's a BIG asshole.” Marshal: "So which dispenses the ranch dressing?” "Stop saying asshole." One of the Nima says. Gorbash: “I will if you all stop being Assholes!”

“I got a shitty plan to find real Nima unless someone has a good plan?”

Three Stooges Nimas.

I should note something, after Oloch removed his cloak, the air around him feels different, dryer and hotter. The sunlight seems harsher. OOC: Does that mean fire type moves do more damage?

"Eddie, Jonni can't die. That's a rule!”

Jonni: “Guys, stupid hope to find real Nima or deal with exploding orc?” Poom: "Always exploding first!”

Anhktepot doesn't want this to play by Don King rules.

"Oh no, Oloch is using Solar Flare!”

"BURNING DEATH!” “I said the same thing to Vesh on our Anniversary.”

OSP: “I didn’t ask if my friend was out of range, I said I cast Fireball.”

“Instant gratification is bullshit. The best revenge is knowing your enemy is miserable.”

“I’m talking about an oath sworn to a major league fucking god! Do you think I want the consequences of that?” "Considering how stupid you are, yeah.”

OOC: Anybody else wanna get Yul Brynnar in play on our side?

Poom teleports to a safe distance. Like Goth Mexico.

Nima: ”Also FYI, me and Hazlik can see and hear you through the magic items we gave you.” Jonni: “I mean, I assumed they could. It’s why I kept using the rod for sexy times.” Nima: "And people think I'm a freak.”

"Darn, wish we had a cantrip to conjure up some popcorn for this.” "Admire later: we're still in the splash zone", Marshal says as he swerves to avoid a meteor.

"I've never trusted cashews.”

"I mean we're both petty, power-mad slut-mages who solve all our problem with dark magic.”

“By the way, books just a copy of the Kama Sutra I shoved in an overdue library book. Left the real one in hell.” “Huh. Wow those are some pictures.” “Yeah, this one is from the dimension where Picasso got freaky.”

Gorbash follows: Poom always knows the best escape routes.

“So… let your mom know, I just finished one blood feud, I’ve got room in my schedule for a new one.”

Irost comes running, wearing a mask and his viol from the city. "Can't talk. Priests are angry. Gotta go.”

Jonni: “Well. Looks like we’re on the road again. Next stop, killing some bitch.” Poom: "New stop, same as the old stop.”

OOC: BRB, if I seem quiet for a few minutes here and there it’s because my body has decided to stop retaining water.

OOC: I just had unexpected dogs in my apartment. OOC2: ...That is either a problem or the opposite of a problem.

OOC: I mean, Hades won't argue being an asshole.

“I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND YOUR FACIAL HAIR IS AMAZING!”

OOC: Now he knows all Nima has to do is say "Parmesian" and he will be their personal fight doll.

OOC: Considering our next stop, this:

OOC: I mean, not like the hell-child's gonna be any LESS deadly... Irost: “I'll get the elf outfits ready.”

OOC: Yeah, that necrosplosion almost wiped us.

OOC: ….Those Nimas were Saibamen.

OOC: Or we can mail ourselves somewhere, and rest while we are in transit.

OOC: Itty. Bitty. Living space. OOC2: Comes with the phenomenal cosmic power.

OOC: Speaking of next time, you guys are going to the cornfield.

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Ravenloft Edition, Har-Akir arc, part 4

Jonni: “Hellllloooo, Snek lady.”

“Yeah… we just need some tomb stuff so we can go home/and or be betrayed at the last minute.”

Jonni: “Guys, I think it’s super important we spend the night in her sexy home.” Gorbash opens his mouth to object but pauses. "Eh, it worked out last time.”

“I have never left a woman upset. Husbands, yes, but never a lady.”

“Apparently I picked the wrong profession. No, no Jonni, being awesome is it’s own reward.”

“I was gonna say championing Justice must be lonely, but I appear to be wrong.”

"Tell me, what has the Necromancer sent you after in the tomb of the Scarab King?” Jonni: “Book of weird shit.” The Naga's features harden. "That book may have more weird shit than you are prepared for.” Gorbash: “... Unfortunately we live a life where we have to take weird shit as it comes, whether we're prepared or not.”

“Is it weirder than herding a captive team of cheerleaders into Grandmother Winter’s dancing hut to escape a labyrinth of madness?”

"The book is known by many names to many people, but you would know it as the book of vile darkness.” “How much of it is weird sex stuff? By volume. I’m guessing 30, 40 percent?” "More than you think, less than you hope.”

"Crud, the way Nima described it I thought it was a book of the dead, dangerous but nothing on the scale of the book of vile darkness. Every treasure hunter I've met has said to avoid it at all cost, there is no known means to destroy it.” “Give me three cheese pizzas and a privy, I’ll take care of it.” "Already been tried on the dammed thing, Jonni. Didn't work. They even tried one with anchovies on the pizza and it was still undamaged.” “They try taco night and the dwarf rave?” "Both kinds of dwarf rave." "You are not using the Book of vile darkness as toiler paper. Do you WANT a haunted vagina? Cause that's how you get one.”

Poom falls into a bath on purpose.

Nyx has a bath after resting up, getting the filth of the road off herself and cooling down felt great. "If only there were places like this every 5 miles in the desert.” Poom: "I think there's a universal rule that things can never be that easy.” Gorbash: “Sadly that's very true.”

“Imma still look inside and see if there’s a way to get fire ork off our ass.”

“Thanks for the sexy times!” "So.. thats two snake women now…" “With wildly different anatomies.” “No, that’s a snake woman. The other was a woman with a snake theme.” "... I want to ask whats the difference... but I don’t WANT to know whats the difference. “ “It’s like the difference between ghost pirates and pirate ghosts.”

“And today's gift from the Desert is…” “HPV with our luck.”

“Sweeet! Imma name him Feather Bob!”

"Noooo! Not a giant space hamster." Nyx sits down and starts rocking back and forth. "These chubby cheeks are a nightmare inside.”

OOC: The flying level in the portal runners side scrolling beat-em up is gonna be sweet.

It’s way too early for the sun to start rising. The sun is rising way too fast to be natural, its coming up from the north and not the east, and you are pretty sure the sun does not have a face. ".... That's not a sun…." "As long as it's not a space station.”

GM OOC: What’s the carts max speed anyway? OOC: I dunno, you gave it to us. And it’s haunted. GM OOC: Oh right, the tiefling kid is in there right? OOC: And didn’t we say it had ghost raccoons?

"You . kicked. it. in. the. testicles!” "We don't even know if it had sex organs.”

“My ass is amazing. It was voted Golarion’s ass.”

Okay, so Nyx manages to rummage through your things and finds a nice big brown tarp to hide your collective dumb asses. OOC: Poom will have you know she has a very smart ass. Nyarlathotep: "Thank you.”

“So that’s two things following us trying to kill us.” "Lucky us. We have an anti-fan-club.”

Jonni: “To be fair, we’re only assuming it would be hard. We haven’t tried killing it yet.” Edmund: ”It is a giant. angry. Sun….Correction. It is a small. angry. sun. but bigger than us." Poom:”Maybe with an army of tigers.” Gorbash: “That would be nice to have just in general.”

Nyx glares at the real sun to see if she can make it go back down for even a few minutes. Her cute, red face is ineffective. Gorbash: “That one is just trying to kill us with heat stroke and dehydration.” Edmund: "It plays the slow game.”

“Circle birds?”

Poom OOC: Rolls a 1 on a Perception check. Poom watches a spider tumble down the side of a dune.

OOC: No lie, in champions I had a ninja following the group. He crit failed his stealth role and the PCs saw him hiding behind a lamp post. "Is that a ninja? No. If it was a ninja, we'd never see it. So it cant be a ninja. So we can safely ignore it.”

OOC: Marshal on the Griffin fighting the angry sun in a scene worthy of being spray painted on someone's van.

GM OOC: Riddles.com, because I'm not the fucking Riddler.

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Ravenloft Edition, Har-Akir Arc, part 5

"Jonni, I will get the spray bottle.” “Jokes on you, I had to pee in that on my last watch!”

"I know the tale of Beni. He was said to be to That Guy as Strahd is to vampires.”

Gorbash: “I Hate Undead Insects.”

“Eddie, you got a circle of RAID?”

As you guys approach the end, an Imp materializes next to the switch. ”Welcome to the tomb of the Scarab King.” Jonni Eldritch Blasts him.

And suddenly, Poom was there. Because she can teleport.

"Very well, usually our prey is a little more worked over, but you managed to get by the scarabs and the gate without getting hurt, so we'll wait till the rest of the dungeon breaks you before we get our cut.” Poom: "That's very reasonable of you.”

“Fuck, this was built by a fan of hidden object games.” "Noooo! Not a puzzle trap, I hate those. Unless someone else has solved it and left clues they can take a long time to figure out.”

“Maybe there’s one of those ‘one of us always lies’ tests. Gorb can distract Marsh while I beat the shot out of them.”

GM: Getting through the hall will require a Dexterity check for each of you. Unless you want to fly over it or have some other way around. Player: Poom telelports to the other side.

Poom checks out the wall writing. Looks like it was written in blood, probably by an unlucky adventurer. Jonni: “Something about the Castle Aaaaaaarrrrrgggghhh.”

GM: If you were to hazard a guess, the sandstorm illusion was meant to trap those inside in a perpetual sandstorm until it drove those in it mad with monotiny. player: Monotony. GM: That too.

"Ventilabis puga, Frank.”

You enter the next chamber. It looks like the main burial chamber. There is a large onyx coffin on the ground, with several smaller coffins on the side. In the corner there is a small Har Akir child, curled up and crying. Jonni: “Well, I look forward to their adoption and, soon after, inevitable betrayal.” Gorbash: “…If this is a trick I will be pissed. If that’s an actual child I will be more pissed.”

Gorbash: “…How many necromancy-wielding assholes can we piss off in one tomb raid?”

OOC: So help me if the Mummy from Darkstalkers comes out of that tomb…

Inside the tomb there is a 10 foot tall skeleton, with a hugely distorted rib cage, large enough to hold a smaller person inside. Clutched in its hands is a large black book with a skull on the front. Jonni: “If this is one of the Inhumanoids I am fucking out.”

This is a Devourer. As mummies, vampires and liches are to humans, Devourers are to beings of the outer planes. The unquiet spirits of angels and fiends, created by Orcus himself. Jonni: “Skip to the end, how do we kill it?”

“No fair, you’re supposed to wait till we grab the book!”

GM: Marshal, you are now on hyper time.

Jonni flies up out of melee range and shouts back. “Fine. Let’s you and Gary fight.” She makes her Naruto hand signs and a creature of Shadow rises up in front of the Devourer. “Gary! Kick his ass!” “GODSDAMMIT, GARY! THIS IS WHY I NEVER SUMMON YOU!” “ONLY THING YOU’RE GOOD FOR, GARY!” Gary is texting his therapist now. OOC: HAIL TO GORBASH, TERROR OF THE UNLIVING! OOC: But we've already got Eddie. We even have a New Eddie back at camp. Too many Eddies. Gorbash will fix that. Poom cast "Overclock" on Gorebash. OOC: And from your class you can cast it on two of us at the same time rather than needing to concentrate? GM OOC: Welcome to third party products. Jonni: “Nyx, you’ve got an inter dimensional hidey hole, right?” Nyx: "Put that thing in a a regular bag, I don't trust it not to try and corrupt everything inside my pouches.” Jonni: “Ugh. Fine. But as the least corruptible person here, I’m carrying the bag.” “Maaaaaarsh! I needs the tongs!” You head back to the surface. When you reach above ground, you find that its night. Or at least overcast. Kat is waiting for you. ”Um Marshal, I think you need to see this.” Jonni: “Told you.” Out about 100 feet away from the tomb there is now a river of blood, at the shore is a skiff, where there is a figure standing. He reaches up an d points at Marshal. Jonni: “What fresh hell is this?” Marshal: "Charon. Ferryman of the dead. My patron has summoned me. Fresh Hell is exactly this.”

OOC: Zaslav is the Tiger Force at the center of all things. To die in Reality TV is to die for Zaslav! OOC: I’d say they could at least do a DC themed reality show where you’re forced to go through existence in Darkseid’s vision of the world, but you could get the same effect taking a film crew to CPAC. OOC: MOTHER FUCKER THEY GOT RID OF SHADOW DEMON POSSESSION IN THIS EDITION. OOC: Gorbash has his shining sword, Marshal has smite, and now Nyxie has Glowy Stabby Stabs. OOC2: And Jonni, as always has her hotness. OOC: And we learned Gary blows ass. OOC: Okay, I know Marshal is Big Bird in this scenario. Are the rest of us all collectively Snuffy? OOC: I couldn't type it out fast enough on my phone but my thought was "SHIT HE BROKE OUT THE GREEK, SHIT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL!” Jonni: “NO ONE PUTS JONNI IN THE NO FUN BOX!” Hades: “Do you want to go in the Super No Fun Box?” Jonni: “Everything I do legally counts as sex. Everything.” Hades: “It’s true; I checked.” OOC: So Jonnis is gonna go off and have fun with Alecto and Tisiphone, and Marshal can get stomped by Gilgamesh and Bible fruit. OOC2: Jonni is gonna defile that banana. OOC: If Marshal is dealing with those Two, Gorbash is jumping in from the stands. "Like hell am I letting my buddy get double teamed." Pause "Yes Jonni, I'm aware of how that sounds.” OOC2: What’s this! It’s Jonni from the stands with an illegal foreign arcane casting!