#hardasstaichou

[virtuous-absolute]

@hardasstaichou closed starter

"Muguruma-taicho."

He hadn't meant to be so bold or to hesitate after calling for the man's attention, for that matter, it probably just made it seem worse. And yet, he was still waiting. More or less hoping the guy's reaction was going to be a mild one.

But this was Kensei Muguruma. The gruffest man around this side of the eleventh division.

He honestly didn't want to bother him but there was a nagging question Shuhei couldn't keep from rattling around in his brain, probably since the time Kensei had made his return. It wasn't related to training or work though and the opportunity for idle chatter rarely seemed to come up.

[7ambofgod]

@hardasstaichou || CONT

.   She holds the plant towards him. An offering or token- something romantic experts had assured her.    

.   “The nourished plant symbolises my ability to take care of you,” she supplies him with the information in a calm timbre. She is not even hurt at the confusion flashing on his face. “I see you are not as versed on dating etiquette. You are to thank me for providing you with such a lovely gift.”

.   Perhaps the one that needed experience in the rituals of courtship was not her, but Muguruma Kensei. Either way, she stands outside, hands clasped in front of each other until she sees him stride towards her again. Unlike Mayuri-Sama or Akon, Kensei was built a little on the stockier side. His arms were too big to be confined by regular Shihakusho.

.   “I have compiled the top ten spots that many couples tend to ‘rave’ about,” Nemu takes an opportunity to make the ‘quotey’ fingers. She was completely serious as she brings up a hologram and swipes between various locations in the Seireitei. “Blue Bamboo is considered by all the unseated officers to be a tasteful place and one they would take their significant other for various romantic endeavors. It is apparently ‘the place’ to ‘get it’.”

.   Nemu leads an elegant arm outwards. “It is nearest the 11th division. If you are happy to, I will lead the way, Muguruma-Taichou.”

[midnightactual]

@hardasstaichou replied:

Stop giving people ideas!!!

“Oh yeah! You’d be responsible for their defense again now, wouldn’t you? I bet people’d get really bored being assigned to watch over fiber racks. Sounds annoying!”

[hiyorisarugaki]

How come you never invite me over for meals?

"Yeah, I invite ya over all the time but how many times have ya been busy with missions and sommat dumb like runnin' yer squad?"

"And since when does family need an expess hand written invitation 'ta come for dinner? Y'know yer always welcome 'ta come round. Unless... Ya want 'ta be invited? Should I also ask for invitations from ya?"

[uraharashouten]

@hardasstaichou​ replied to your post

still not fucking mom-sei

“—and yet somehow you’re the one who speaks up in protest—”

[hanabiira]

hardasstaichou replied to your post “@hardasstaichou​ said:  >:( “What’s the matter, dear?” ”

Can we not have kids. i'd really appreciate that if we don't.

Her face screws up, a look of confusion at his sudden and blunt question. 

“What...? You tell me before you’re married that it would be okay, avoid the topic like the plauge then suddenly tell me you’ve changed your mind? Can you at least do me the courtesy of telling me what’s going on?”

[bleachintothemultiverse]

@hardasstaichou​

“I am afraid a soul like me- cannot go to hell.” Aizen mused, knowing good and well he couldn’t go to hell- he was already a shinigami and a soon to be god at that “and Lame...? are we pulling out the childish insults now?” He asked, clearly to amused for his own good.

[burdenedrev-a]

“ it’s not impressive , no one’s impressed ”

“So you just felt the need to say that, huh?”

The man would reply with a grin which screamed shit eating. The almost wolfish grin seemed to beam at the Captain’s remark, as he came to place his zanpakatou on his shoulder. The man had just finished his Captain’s exam and needless to say his final release, or bankai, was something of note. Then again, one might argue merely having a bankai was impressive. 

“C’mon Taichou, it was a little impressive.”