Yesterday, merely two years after it was released, I finally finished assembling the very last copies of the Public Collectors publication "Thrash Advertising: Paper Ephemera from Underground Zines and Bands of the 1980s - early 1990s." For two years these stacks of 66 different little pieces of paper were taking up surface space in my studio as I dragged and dragged on finishing this project.
You see, two years ago I had the genius idea to make a publication that celebrated these little copied slips of paper that teenagers made to promote their zines and demo tapes and DIY projects in the underground music scene. They would get stuffed into correspondence or zine mailings to help spread the word for people. Almost everyone hated these little bits of garbage but of course I liked them and saved them because I apparently am some kind of caretaker for this forgotten shit.
A sane person would have said, "Don't make a publication about that." Or they would have said, "If you must make a publication about that shit, just do a normal bound thing and pay someone else to assemble it by machine and call it a day." But oh no! That wouldn't be in the spirit of the stupid ways we did things as teenagers! They had to be facsimiles of the originals and why cut them out using my stack cutter when I could cut most of them by hand with a pair of scissors. This would have been cute if I made an edition of 50 sets with a booklet, stickers, and an envelope to house it all. But 50 sets would have been too exclusive. So of course I made it an edition of 275 copies. And then I cursed that decision. And of course you can't easily sell things that are housed in an envelope in stores. Showing people the publication at book fairs was like a performance of my awesome/stupid idea.
But I soldiered on in the only way I know how. Not by sucking it up and doing all of the assembly labor all at once until I started crying, but by dragging the labor out for as long as possible and crying a little at a time.
So if you want one of these, please order it. It will never be reprinted. It's still just $20.00 and I'll throw in a free copy of the Hardcore Architecture photo zine (normally $8.00) as a bonus so I can help move those out of my life as well. Thanks for coming to my Ted™ talk.
Order here.