#harley please

[scaredofheart]

❝ I am no longer a child! ❞

100 RANDOM STARTERS ♦️ accepting

“Y’sure ‘bout that? ‘Cause like, if it looks like a duck an’ quacks like a duck... yanno what I mean?” 

[dezlet]

women-- women licking fingers-- *women*

[twcfaces]

When you're snoozing with your boyfriend but you wake up to I MADE KAWFEE YOU GUYS WANT KAWFEE I MADE A FRESH POT OF KAWFEE??? from downstairs.

[eddebrock]

anyways i’m babey so this should be ILLEGAL, harley pleathe get your shit together so i know when to leave my house so i don’t have to stand out in the cold for 20 minutes in my short ass dress 😳🤙

[aintyourpuddin-moved]

✉

[txt] okay this might sound weird but how tall are you????

[txt] because I'm 5'4" and it seems like everyone is taller than me and like you being you literally everyone IS taller than you

[txt] like I'm trying to imagine you reaching things and I just????

[txt] do you carry around a stepping stool everywhere you go???

[txt] do you make someone hold you up????

[txt] how do you get around in daily life????

[txt] HOW DO YOU FIGHT BATMAN??????????

[jestingjoker]

Oh Harley...you think you're beyond Joker's grasp...poor baby.

[iwasborncarefula-blog]

Ѡ [fyi it's not an accident kate. She took them just for youuu~]

[text] but harrrrley

[text] I'm all the way across town thats not fairrrrrr