Aug 13
most people laugh (reasonably) at matt johnson’s weird complex about age and being old but I can only chuckle bc I know the only thing stopping me from being the same way is that I’m eighteen years old
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most people laugh (reasonably) at matt johnson’s weird complex about age and being old but I can only chuckle bc I know the only thing stopping me from being the same way is that I’m eighteen years old
“rpf is fine” - jay mccarrol 2026 apparently
it all comes back to christian summer camp or the ontario science center
it’s absolutely insane how every single woman in a matt johnson movie only exists for the purpose of being a love interest. genuinely the only example I can think of that breaks this trend is chrissy’s female friend. and even the most important think she does is date one of the dirties so that matt can get mad at owen for that!
if you need more proof that matt johnson is a massive misogynist it’s mentioned in kitchen confidential that there was a woman working at the restaurant bourdain was at and yet she is completely absent from the movie
stavvy is quite charming for a podcaster (a subhuman level of being)
I don’t actually think matt johnson is into men because if he was he would make that public information so he can go back to calling people faggots
let it be known despite my expansive ntbts tag and my ntb matt pfp im actually a mattowen bias